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The pope was up all night screaming at demons who were trying to drag him to hell, says Vatican. Pope said "get these evil bastards off of me"

submitted by HonkyMcNiggerSpic to Jews 1 monthMar 7, 2025 00:30:41 ago (+34/-6)     (x.com)

https://x.com/tinazimmermann4/status/1897028296455475517?s=46



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[ - ] lord_nougat 20 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 00:32:45 ago (+20/-0)

They'll get him eventually, and he knows it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 15 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:00:06 ago (+15/-0)

Contractual obligations n sheeit.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 06:48:06 ago (+3/-0)

Are you saying Satan could die!?

[ - ] LookFat 4 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 09:28:09 ago (+4/-0)

Soros is still around.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 15 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 00:59:07 ago (+15/-0)

Well, it seems the time has finally come for the Pope to honor his end of the deal.

[ - ] GreenSaint 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 06:59:11 ago (+3/-1)

I mean if selling your soul to Satan was a real thing and not a metaphor how stupid would you have to be to actually go through with it. It’s just so logically stupid: yea lemme trade like 30-60 years for infinity. But then, if somebody’s willing to make that deal. They’re stupid right? Well god made them stupid. Iq is genetic. So who’s fault is it really?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 4 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 08:15:41 ago (+4/-0)

God seems to prefer we have free will.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 07:23:20 ago (+1/-0)

Ok and people are born retarded.

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 18:43:50 ago (+0/-0)

They need a lifetime of experience before they're not.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 10:47:13 ago (+2/-0)

I blame the jews

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 1 monthMar 7, 2025 09:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

People think they will live forever.

[ - ] uvulectomy 11 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:42:20 ago (+11/-0)

WWN is the Irish version of The Onion. It's a satire outlet.

[ - ] Irelandlost 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 15:49:07 ago (+2/-0)

Used to be pretty funny too but it’s lost its way in recent years. Mainly fairly safe lefty shite and over the top jokes now. They used to be subtle enough that pretty reputable international publications picked up their stories and believed them (Bild in Germany reported a stampede in Lidl in Ireland when a second checkout was opened for example). The below article was great though!

https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/04/28/offaly-threatens-further-nuclear-testing/

[ - ] Belfuro 3 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:44:08 ago (+3/-0)

Humans who trade their eternal souls for fame and fortune in this life are very short sighted individuals without perspective.

[ - ] GreenSaint -1 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 06:59:30 ago (+0/-1)

Damn straight. Shoot me a couple pics of your puppy dog

[ - ] Belfuro 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 16:04:27 ago (+0/-0)

My rottie bitch is now 3. I have a stud lined up so i hope to post puppy pics

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 07:23:51 ago (+1/-0)

Plz do. I love puppy dogs.

[ - ] UncleDoug 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 03:01:45 ago (+2/-0)

Haha you guys are watching parody entertainment TV panel show and thinking it's a real news story.

Bahahahahaha

RETARDS

[ - ] Reunto 5 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 05:33:39 ago (+5/-0)

Shhh. don't say it so loud, this is a library

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 10:48:33 ago (+2/-0)

Sir, this is a Wendy's

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 22:03:11 ago (+0/-0)

It could've happened!

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 00:56:34 ago (+2/-0)

The Democrats went to see him?

[ - ] lord_nougat 6 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:09:40 ago (+6/-0)

No, their bosses.

[ - ] osomperne 1 point 1 monthMar 7, 2025 03:34:51 ago (+1/-0)

Stop submitting twatter links, faggot.

And no one cares about that heretic. Call us when he's dead

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:57:41 ago (+1/-0)

fucking make believe

Worse then the Targeted Individual crowd.
You know they're "invisible" and still think its not a game you're playing.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 1 monthMar 7, 2025 01:11:56 ago (+1/-0)

a saint doesn't have those kind of delusions

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 16:10:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder if @PostWallHelena thinks Bergoglio is schizo.

https://apnews.com/article/pope-francis-religion-vatican-city-a14a52f3d3300330acfd13b5bffb0144#:~:text=By%20Nicole%20Winfield,the%20run%2Dup%20to%20Christmas.

Plenty of research out there showing this kinda stuff is real or can be real. Atheists are usually just ignorant of it. Which is ironic as they think they're the educated ones.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 16:51:09 ago (+0/-0)

No because I believe he is speaking metaphorically. If he said he was having conversations with jesus and satan I would question his sanity. I don’t even think Bergolio is a theist.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 17:11:17 ago (+0/-0)*

You can say a lot of negative things about Bergoglio - but to claim he isn't a theist is just bizarre. He's a Jesuit. They are inevitably more progressive. But for Catholics. They aren't like liberal Protestants that if you get them in private will admit they deny the virgin birth, etc.

And if God exists he can talk to anybody.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 19:44:04 ago (+0/-0)

I know Jorge is a jesuit. To think there aren’t atheist clergymen putting up a theist front to acheive their political or financial ambitions is just very naive.

They aren't like liberal Protestants that if you get them in private will admit they deny the virgin birth, etc.

Theyre even more so. Especially the clergy. Theres always been an intellectual movement within catholicism which is why they were such an easy sell on evolution. Im not saying the average italian grandmother rejects virgin birth. But I bet a lot of jesuit priests do. Ex catholic here. Went to catholic school.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 21:39:08 ago (+0/-0)

Eh. The United Church of Christ, say, does not even affirm the virgin birth in its statement of faith. This is a recognition of the variation of belief in its churches. The Catholic Church though? Maybe you met some heretical laity in parochial school so you think a guy rose all the way to Pope without getting suspected of not so much as being a theist? Sounds more like a byproduct of your current atheism than former Catholicism if you ask me.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 21:46:26 ago (+0/-0)

Maybe you met some heretical laity in parochial school so you think a guy rose all the way to Pope

You don’t get it. The laity are not the skeptics in the catholic church. The clergy are. Jesuits moreso than any other order. Youve already made up your mind not to believe anything I say on the subject, so whats the point?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 23:26:25 ago (+0/-0)

I just find it extremely unlikely a guy becomes the leader of the Catholic Church if he is a crypto-non-theist. Your other point that he was speaking in metaphor seems to me far more reasonable or debatable. I'd just ask that you check your premises a bit.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 14:47:58 ago (+0/-0)

Yes it's satire, but it's not wrong. He sold out to the jews and molech is coming to collect.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 09:27:49 ago (+0/-0)

All fags were trying to get one more ass rape.

[ - ] carnold03 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 07:44:49 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 7, 2025 07:05:59 ago (+0/-0)

that niggerlovin commie faggot WILL burn