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Every goat needs to do this

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:02:42 ago (+37/-1)     (gab.com)

https://gab.com/SKD_Bama/posts/114128550478164526/media/1?timeline=video-clips



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[ - ] peety 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:13:00 ago (+0/-0)

after that flip, it looks like he was trying to figure out how far back in time he traveled.

[ - ] ProudRebel 11 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:31:42 ago (+11/-0)

Pile driving niggers should be an Olympic event.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:26:11 ago (+3/-0)

Judged by multiple variables!

I'll name some that come to mind:

Grease splatter viscosity
Brain matter dispersion
Blood splatter distance
Bone crack decibels

Special catagory for Pregnant Sheboons - Fetal launch distance

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:34:30 ago (+3/-0)

-5 points due to the Niggers flip-flops staying on.

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2025 07:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

Ah shot! I forgot shoe status!

Thank you!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 13:52:33 ago (+0/-0)

Bone crack decibels winner would be my favorite

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 1 monthMar 10, 2025 07:57:24 ago (+0/-0)

I want announcers that shout stupid shit for comedic effect.

For example when a bine crack hits a high level one could shout "CHIROPRACTIC!"

I'm aware I'm retarded, and yeah, it's terminal.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 7 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:21:06 ago (+7/-0)

Nah, my nigger wrestling days are over, I'll just shoot the toad

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:56:26 ago (+3/-3)

Shoot me your nudes

[ - ] con77 6 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:19:09 ago (+6/-0)

guarantee you the nigger started that shit

[ - ] Questionable_2 6 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:23:29 ago (+6/-0)

So satisfying, I watched that like 3 times, that nigger shaking. A bit disappointed that he got up, but it probably saved the Man from the (((legal))) system.

[ - ] BloodyComet 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:24:58 ago (+4/-0)

Niggers don't understand how to grapple. They just swing huge, wide hooks- right, left, right, left.

When they come up against a man who wrestled in high school, they get dumped on their heads like this.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:50:17 ago (+1/-0)

Or a man who boxed, even a little. One jab to the button and they're out.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 20:25:20 ago (+0/-0)

That’s why I’m not worried about one nigger. I’ll tread carefully when it’s a group of niggers.

[ - ] Her0n 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:17:33 ago (+4/-0)

Best I've ever done was break a running back niggers foot. If I see a nigger on my land I'll greet him this way.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 16:15:38 ago (+5/-1)

CRACK dat nigger's skull, kek

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 20:35:43 ago (+1/-0)

You can tell it took every fibre of that White man's being to not call him a nigger.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:56:07 ago (+1/-0)

Right on his dome. lol you know that other guy hurt too. He was like fuck I hope this guys done cause that hurt.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 monthMar 9, 2025 01:28:30 ago (+0/-0)

White dude has no shoes on, but this looks like the west coast, but no shoes on is definitely florida man vibes

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 20:24:09 ago (+0/-0)

He didn’t “finish him!”

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:43:27 ago (+0/-0)

Good moves, but now he literally touched a nigger. Guy's going to be sloughing off nigger proteines for the next few years.

[ - ] dingbat 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 15:42:33 ago (+0/-0)

Babely 🥰

[ - ] canbot -1 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 17:38:04 ago (+2/-3)

Engaging in nigger behavior it's not something to be proud of.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 4 points 1 monthMar 8, 2025 19:37:50 ago (+4/-0)

The White Guy didn't continue the beating like a Nigger would.

He showed situational awareness, and forward thinking about the potential price to be paid if he seriously injured the Nigger once he was incapacitated, and no longer a threat.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2025 23:34:15 ago (+1/-0)

It would only be nigger behavior if it was two white guys. Taking out the trash is doing the lords work. Big difference. Faggot.