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What every newfag thinks they'll find when they come to upgoat

submitted by NaturalSelectionistWorker to whatever 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:00:43 ago (+41/-2)     (pbs.twimg.com)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GlfOKThbsAAN4a3?format=jpg&name=large

What they actually find looks more like a litterbox full of shitposts.


19 comments block


[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -3 points 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:10:27 ago (+2/-5)

By design of course. Feds are here to flood this place with nonsense. Only been obvious since the site opened.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 5 points 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:22:00 ago (+6/-1)

Nonsense like trying to justify pedophilia, right?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:28:54 ago (+2/-4)

Literally no one buys this bullshit. You guys are pretty much left with repeating what everyone knows is bullshit for lack of a better option whilst trying to scare people away from me.

In practice it isn't doing much. It only slows me down slightly and these people aren't going to do anything anyway.

Yours is a rearguard action. We both know this.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 4 points 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:34:11 ago (+4/-0)

So what would you say about a 17 year old being attracted to an 8 year old?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 3 monthsMar 10, 2025 23:52:26 ago (+1/-2)*

I would say you are little more than my speedbag, officer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pflmma-KbZZbtt7fj5f8mUwAY

But hey, keep on trying. Just having me here wasting my time with this exchange is some kind of victory for you.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 00:01:55 ago (+4/-1)

Yesterday you said it was completely normal at that age and 80% of users here are more degenerate than that. Are you calling me a liar?

[ - ] Her0n 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 09:06:37 ago (+1/-0)

He is, because he's a jew and can't help but project his internal self onto others around him.

Demons see their kin everywhere, even where they aren't!

The pope and his current condition are a prime example of this

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 09:06:48 ago (+1/-0)*

Fuck it, I'll hear you out. Some hag apologists and fags on here think 16 is Pedo, when in fact it's a perfectly legal woman. So let me read it. What's your thoughts? See if I agree or you need the rope.

[ - ] RollinDaGrassTyson 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 10:40:12 ago (+0/-0)

The feds don't even need to be here. Upgoat uses cloudflare. They can just sip coffee with their feet up on the desk in front of their threat metrics admin panel, not having to lift a finger.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 19:31:23 ago (+0/-0)

What they could do and what they do are not necessarily the same. They engage in direct harassment, try to steer the conversation toward the least dangerous position, and manipulate the voting system to control visibility. They also try to tard up the board so as to get people to leave. The best rule of thumb is to note they take every position but mine. The overall aim is to keep you sitting on your ass doing nothing.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -3 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 04:53:34 ago (+0/-3)

You stupid retards eat shit and die.

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 08:10:29 ago (+2/-1)

Bro. What did I say I would call you gay lord? Fucking Gaylord. I expect at the very minimum rhymes when you’re saying things.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 08:30:28 ago (+0/-0)

Failure to see the imaturity in such context.......

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 04:06:45 ago (+1/-0)

newfag? This place hasn't had anyone new in years

[ - ] GreenSaint 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 08:09:33 ago (+1/-0)

Yea that’s cause most people come here expecting your your nudes but you’re all jewey about it

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 07:57:56 ago (+1/-0)

Why is she wearing goggles on her forehead?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 09:01:15 ago (+0/-0)

She's a woman, don't expect her fashion choices to make sense.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 09:16:04 ago (+1/-0)

What are those logos? I recognize gab, what are the other two?

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 monthsMar 11, 2025 09:55:14 ago (+2/-0)

bitchute and the astronaut guy is odysee
https://odysee.com/
https://www.bitchute.com/