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[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 15:47:43 ago (+2/-0)

If you’re not harassing women at night, I don’t know what you’re doing. This encourages them to stay inside where they belong.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -2 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 12:18:28 ago (+0/-2)

Well, there was this breakthrough.

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/thefucknsucksociety/talked-to-trump-met-a-hot-blonde-t177.html

Not seeing you guys out here. Last time that happened was a FBI agent undercover as a homeless guy in March 2022. That was during the same period when a caravan of feds in cars with dark tinting were parked in my walking path. Biden tried to get them out to draw their guns. Putin then threatened to launch.

As of now Donald Trump doesn't want a nuclear war. Are you feds the Washington Generals?


[ - ] KosherHiveKicker [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2025 12:25:03 ago (+1/-0)

Pro-Tip:

Slow down just a little between the time you make first eye contact, and you doing the penguin with your pants at your ankles.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2025 14:36:30 ago (+0/-0)

I jacked off in front of a couple of college chicks a few weeks ago. A cute blonde and a cute brunette. Unfortunately the wind chill picked up and I had to stop as they noticed what I was doing and turned to approach me instinctively so they could watch. If the wind hadn't kicked in I would have shot my load for them.

Before that I jacked off in front of a group of girls in a slightly obscured way. They obviously knew what I was doing.

No cops. I see them all the time. Last police stop was by university police. I survived yet another warrant check.

Besides, we both know about Sullivan's stand down order. That whole nuclear threat thing, you know.