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I want a license to kill

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 07:08:25 ago (+10/-2)     (AnonWhatever)

I should be able to walk up to someone I don't like and stab them in the neck.

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[ - ] Eliack 0 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 14:04:39 ago (+0/-0)

Show name pussy. I would want the same.

[ - ] anon 3864368 1 point 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 13:44:58 ago (+1/-0)

To get away with murder, you need to be nigger or jew.

[ - ] anon 2407980 [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:03:16 ago (+0/-0)

It's not murder if you have a license to kill, it's just a homicide/killing

[ - ] anon 4811678 0 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 13:02:56 ago (+0/-0)

I want to be able to drag them behind a car and try to get them lodged under other pursuing cars

[ - ] anon 3341008 5 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 08:56:44 ago (+5/-0)

Nigger

[ - ] anon 8743693 1 point 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 08:49:13 ago (+1/-0)

all is satire, yo. but i really do want a badge. someone's got to arrest all these creeps you lazy fucks. give me my fucking badge.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 14:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

You don't need no stinking badges

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 08:23:32 ago (+4/-0)

You don’t need a license. Just don’t get caught.

[ - ] anon 2561787 8 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 07:39:16 ago (+8/-0)

Yes it's called being black

[ - ] anon 2407980 [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 17, 2025 10:01:48 ago (+0/-0)

Well, people should be allowed to kill people if we're not doing the war thing. There are a lot of people that need to die.

[ - ] anon 1324723 2 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 07:29:47 ago (+3/-1)

I want your nudes so I can paint a portrait. The. I sell it all I personally use the proceeds to take care of abused children. Basically if you don’t send your nudes you’re making children suffer.

[ - ] FreeinTX 3 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 07:13:40 ago (+3/-0)

Send me $100. I'll get you one.