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[ - ] JustALover 8 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 08:55:09 ago (+8/-0)

Also, tons of photoshop and cocaine.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 11:03:29 ago (+2/-0)

To be fair cocaine will make you live forever. Ask anyone who's in the middle of a 72 hour coke binge.

[ - ] ProudRebel 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 11:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

Can confirm. HAHAHA

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 17:16:41 ago (+1/-0)

I wouldn't know, I just sold the shit.

Rule #1- Don't get high on your own supply.

[ - ] SumerBreeze [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 18, 2025 20:37:26 ago (+0/-0)

Cocaine gives them dried out saggy tits.

[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:55:57 ago (+5/-0)*

Bullshit. She is promoting a bunch of traditional remedies and supplements by referring to her former career to validate it. I can virtually guarantee nobody at VS was telling the models to do these things.

"Spinach and celery smoothie to completely detox our whole bodies"

Lol. No.

Detox is nearly always a red flag for a bullshit artist.

Also, lol at the Amazon push. I'm sure the thing the VS model managers were pushing on the girls has its best exemplar available on Amazon. Right.

I'm not saying these things aren't healthy things to do. They very well could be. It would be interesting to see if there is an effect on breast size from consumption of large amounts of chia seeds. Phytoestrogens can be potent at the right doses taken regularly. There is a link, for example, between gynocomastia in young men and cannabis use. Fun fact for men, eating a shitload of celery will increase your semen volume significantly.

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:00:40 ago (+4/-0)

chia seeds make your boobs grow 2 sizes in a few weeks

Yeah I'm gonna doubt.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 10:49:50 ago (+4/-0)

When chia seeds were all the rage this was not a side effect.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 16:19:46 ago (+0/-0)

But did you drink them?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 16:22:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yes. It was a huge fad a few years back.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 14:01:17 ago (+1/-0)

Apply the chia seeds externally, and keep them moist.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 3 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 11:01:26 ago (+3/-0)

Ex-Supermodel: "Oh my heavens, my life as a super model was a living hell."

The Internet: "Gee, what was so terrible about it?"

Ex-Supermodel: "Well for one thing they forced me to eat all of these healthy products that made me look and feel great. It was a living hell. Here's what those products are called. They are available on Amazon. Excuse me, I need to go admire my perky breasts and flawless complexion in the mirror now."

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 20:20:19 ago (+2/-0)

But she looks old and ugly now. So the real trick was to be young and beautiful

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:34:57 ago (+2/-0)

"Forced" them? No, it was a condition of employment. If the women didn't want to do it, they could simply quit.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:06:48 ago (+2/-0)

Did they force the obese niggers and trannys adhere to this regimen?

[ - ] PORTforceOne 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 13:18:34 ago (+1/-0)

Botox filled face

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 monthMar 14, 2025 09:38:44 ago (+1/-0)

First comment saying this is AI slop copied everywhere.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 21:51:50 ago (+0/-0)

making a note of this cuz there's some good ideas here

https://gab.com/jtlarochelle/posts/114160699911168939

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 13:18:23 ago (+0/-0)

utter nonsense

[ - ] ProudRebel -2 points 1 monthMar 14, 2025 11:25:01 ago (+0/-2)

I dated a 53 yo woman with the tits of a athletic 30yo. They are amazing. They were store bought but God bless the man who fixed them. That doctor is an artist.