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Just survived yet another warrant check

submitted by Joe_McCarthy to OccidentalEnclave 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 22:48:32 ago (+2/-4)     (OccidentalEnclave)

This is boring by now.

They confiscated my EBT card though because it was in the blonde's name. Might even be illegal to use it, possess it, but who cares. You can't stop me.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:13:16 ago (+2/-0)

Too bad they didn't check your PC for CP.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:40:17 ago (+0/-0)

They could have checked my phone I suppose. Probably would have confiscated that too as it is also in the blonde's name. Apparently they didn't bother as they did get the phone's number.

Unlike the phone though I don't need the EBT card. So that's that.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:09:40 ago (+2/-0)

They stopped you years ago.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

are you sure she didn't have anything to do with it?

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

No, she didn't.

I was standing near a homeless hangout after hours for wifi. Left. Came back 20 minutes later. Within 2 minutes local pigs roll up. Said they had an alarm for the homeless hangout. Said I matched the description of a person there. Maybe so but I dunno how I set off any alarm as I was, and am, 50 feet from the place on the sidewalk. I submitted to search, am not carrying ID, and gave a phony name. They tried to call her I guess to see if I have her permission to have the card (I do) - and didn't get ahold of her. They then confiscated it and told me she could retrieve it at the police station.

Most risque thing I was carrying is condoms. Maybe the EBT card of someone else is contraband of sorts. Dunno.

Got away again. Knew I would.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 3 monthsMar 14, 2025 23:42:52 ago (+1/-0)

you could build your compound with 2 ebt cards

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy [op] 0 points 3 monthsMar 15, 2025 00:10:17 ago (+0/-0)*

"Never forget the number one priority of any revolutionary: to maintain; to survive at all costs." - James Mason, SIEGE

"Someone said that we are “operating in a vacuum.” We are not. A better way of putting it is that we are “starring in our own movie.”" - James Mason, SIEGE

The downvotes for example look scripted by now. Like some kind of bad guy act the FBI keeps up on the way to losing at the movie's ending.

What a debacle you guys have on your hands.