I pretend to be a Christian, just so I can adopt Nigglets. Then I put them in the front seat without a seat belt. Then I drive really fast and slam on the brakes.
It's Hilarious. New windshields are expensive though. Donate to my Hatreon account for more flying Nigglets.
man...when I gave birth to the second the rules were insane.
have to go to the fire station to get the car set registered (only certain fire stations had the certification to do this)
registration means car info driver info insurance info
if the car seat was going to be in any one elses car they also had to come with you to register their car info etc
hefty fines were warned if the car seat were seen in another car that wasn't registered to it.
day of pickup
the driver has to show up with all documents and everything better be up to date or no baby.
they send the security guard out with you (before the baby was even allowed to leave the room) to inspect the car only then if everything was good baby can leave.
Heaven forbid you give birth prematurely before you were able to set everything up. I heard in the past few years some of it has been relaxed (Puerto Rico) which is fantastic the added stress on those women prematurely delivering must have been insane
[ + ] Master_Foo
[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 10:13:30 ago (+8/-2)
Then I put them in the front seat without a seat belt.
Then I drive really fast and slam on the brakes.
It's Hilarious.
New windshields are expensive though.
Donate to my Hatreon account for more flying Nigglets.
Heil Odin! o/
[ + ] KosherHiveKicker
[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 10:25:45 ago (+0/-0)
They get placed with violent Niggers, or into homes with known sex offenders across the nation.
[ + ] Hobama
[ - ] Hobama 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 10:35:42 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 10:54:07 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 16, 2025 12:15:34 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic
[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 11:57:09 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] PostWallHelena
[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 11:56:31 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 12:05:13 ago (+1/-1)
have to go to the fire station to get the car set registered (only certain fire stations had the certification to do this)
registration means car info driver info insurance info
if the car seat was going to be in any one elses car they also had to come with you to register their car info etc
hefty fines were warned if the car seat were seen in another car that wasn't registered to it.
day of pickup
the driver has to show up with all documents and everything better be up to date or no baby.
they send the security guard out with you (before the baby was even allowed to leave the room) to inspect the car only then if everything was good baby can leave.
Heaven forbid you give birth prematurely before you were able to set everything up. I heard in the past few years some of it has been relaxed (Puerto Rico) which is fantastic the added stress on those women prematurely delivering must have been insane
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 1 monthMar 16, 2025 12:58:50 ago (+0/-0)