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"LGBTQ-People"

submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:51:31 ago (+17/-0)     (whatever)

Earlier today, in passing, I had the misfortune of hearing some conservative personality talking about "LGBTQ-people." Brevity is something I strongly believe in, and that is SEVEN syllables long. Saying "faggots" instead removes a whole five syllables, giving conservatives more time to talk about Israhell.

I hate faggotry and its proponents. Have a great day, and a great weekend, goats.


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[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:52:47 ago (+3/-0)

"FAGS" cuts out yet another syllable!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:56:09 ago (+3/-0)

Cigarettes for everyone! Wait, too many syllables. Fags for everyone! Nicotine is good for testosterone levels.

[ - ] texasblood 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 13:57:43 ago (+2/-0)

LGBTQ are not people
They are patients awaiting securement measures

[ - ] PostWallHelena 6 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:07:47 ago (+6/-0)

Faggots is not comprehensive enought. Deviants works. So does perverts.

Ideally one should use LGBTQIAPZ. And don’t forget the PZ. Throw in the 2S for the Canadians if you like. Every fucking letter makes them sound crazier and crazier. Every letter makes the normies hate them a little more.

[ - ] jfroybees 5 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:27:13 ago (+5/-0)

"Deviants" covers the whole shebang. "Chomos," "pedos," and "groomers" work too.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 23:36:54 ago (+1/-0)

I find 'degenerates' to be more apt, and specific.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 00:21:36 ago (+0/-0)

Dee-gens.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:59:29 ago (+1/-0)

Some girl I was hitting on said she was a lesbian in a loud voice.
So I asked her if she was going home after the jews took over Beirut.

[ - ] TheYiddler 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 18:55:00 ago (+1/-0)

I like the term flaggots.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:49:34 ago (+1/-0)

Kek

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 21:46:01 ago (+0/-0)

just call them child molesters, cause that is what they are

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2025 01:12:52 ago (+1/-0)

Faggot, chomo... they're both two syllables. That works.