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He did it. Trump had The Declaration of Independence moved to The White House, and hung on the wall.

submitted by Nosferatjew to whatever 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:33:59 ago (+43/-3)     (x.com)

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1902422992673484866

The way it ought to be. Sure hope nobody burns down The Whitehouse..... seriously, it would be pretty fucked up if we somehow lost this document forever. I do understand the motivation behind keeping this thing locked away, deep in an especially secure vault.


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[ - ] Fourteeneightyeight 21 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:42:43 ago (+24/-3)

Inb4 he has it translated to Hebrew and pees on a hooker

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:30:26 ago (+7/-3)

He never peed on any hooker. I refuse to upvote this liberal fantasy. So obviously a left wing work product.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:34:20 ago (+5/-1)

Right. He injected my nephew with myocarditis juice.

Didn’t pee on a hooker…

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:40:02 ago (+5/-1)

Right. He’s a normal politician.

“Pees on hookers” is like “Made lampshades out of jews” . Its totally insane and perverted.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:42:58 ago (+2/-0)

I’d say he’s a great deal worse than any politician who didn’t inject millions of people with depopulation juice.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:46:53 ago (+2/-1)

Oh yeah? Which politician would that be?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:07:37 ago (+1/-0)

pick one. Charles Dawes lol.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:14:19 ago (+1/-1)

I bet hookers have peed on him tho!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

I bet they haven’t.

[ - ] GreatSatan -2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:32:31 ago (+1/-3)

That story may be bullshit but it’s been proven he raped and murdered a little girl in 1990.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:33:31 ago (+5/-0)

No its not.

[ - ] GreatSatan -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:50:04 ago (+1/-2)

Get that sand out of your vagina you old hag

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

No sand in my vagina, sorry.

[ - ] TheSimulacra -2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 18:03:39 ago (+1/-3)

He is a sexual degenerate involved in pizzagate related crimes, and you can't imagine that he would pee on a hooker?
The man loves golden things, but not showers apparently.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:21:59 ago (+2/-0)

He may be somewhat of a sexual degenerate but he’s not a complete deviant. I doubt he has any interest in children or getting peed on

The man loves golden things, but not showers apparently.

Thats youre argument? That he likes gold so he must be getting peed on?

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:03:54 ago (+0/-0)

he is 100% the type to be able to own by introducing an attractive 15 yr old girl to him. i highly doubt he's into literal children.. i could also see him peeing on a hooker, it fits his personality type, but i'm not going to stake my flag on it, and there's no need to own him regardless because his father was already in bed with chabad lubavitch and connected to 'russia' through them, he's the one who made all those business interests with the jewish ny mafia, donald just inherited that alliance, they didn't need to convert him into an asset.

the guy had his daughter date nathan rothschild then when that didn't work married into the other top israeli family. that is the absolute top of the tree, they're not outmarrying, which means the trumps are cryptos.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 14:18:25 ago (+0/-0)

No the gold comment was just snarky. The fact that he is a sexual degenerate should be enough.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2025 14:43:56 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t approve of male sluts, of which he is one. But every polygamist doesn’t enjoy urinating on women ffs. Thats just some shit that some jew pornographer dreamed up in the 70s. Im telling you, peeing on hookers is holocaust level embellishment from the true sickos in 5 eyes, who probably do pee on each other!

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:39:13 ago (+2/-2)

Inb4 he has it translated to Hebrew and pees on a hooker


🤣🤣🤣

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:02:07 ago (+1/-1)

Ohh fuck off. Get over yourself

[ - ] ModernGuilt 8 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:42:31 ago (+8/-0)

My fav line in the declaration of independence is the first amendment, thou shall worship israel

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:36:50 ago (+2/-1)

A shekel for a good goy

[ - ] shitface9000 8 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:36:33 ago (+8/-0)

fwiw that's not the only copy

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:01:41 ago (+3/-0)

national treasure proved this

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 21:21:15 ago (+0/-0)

True, but all of them ought to be displayed, not sitting in an archive.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 5 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:35:18 ago (+9/-4)

Jew puppets like to look at things that make them laugh, yeah.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 8 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:31:15 ago (+10/-2)

I can't even imagine how hearty Trump's laughs are when he's alone, thinking about how he fooled his stupid cultist followers; twice.

[ - ] GreatSatan -3 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:33:06 ago (+1/-4)

Shut the fuck up jew

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:13:52 ago (+2/-0)

lol, it's a copy, the real one is in some kike's safe

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:38:53 ago (+0/-0)

Vatican like everything else

[ - ] Nietzsche 2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 18:10:50 ago (+2/-0)

So he took it away from public view? That seems selfish.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:37:47 ago (+1/-0)

I would gladly wipe my ass with it.
I served four tours in 28yrs.
I fucking earned the right.
No sentimental fucks given either.
This Nation is NEVER RETURNING to anything,normal is fucked.
Soy fag's are running everything.
70 million effeminate males have AR's locked in gun safes.
A broken nation of COWARDS
You dumb as fucks can't see what's coming.......
⚠️🐑⚠️🐑⚠️🐑⚠️

[ - ] FacelessOne 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:46:14 ago (+1/-0)

700 local tyrants instead of 1 far away.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:40:08 ago (+4/-3)

Okay. No maybe he will do the "promises made, promises kept" and stop bombing Yemen for israel and stop with the bullshit against Iran?

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:29:35 ago (+0/-0)

Kinda last week with all that.
If you hear gonna
It's already done.
https://ibb.co/W48HFBzY

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:55:03 ago (+0/-0)

Time to write a second one

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 22:40:03 ago (+0/-0)

The King won't allow it

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:17:55 ago (+1/-2)

Maybe he'll read it.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:49:19 ago (+4/-5)

The Declaration of Independence, like the Constitution, is another worthless piece of toilet paper.

Debatable what Jefferson meant by 'all men are created equal' but it certainly annoyed Southern slaveholders even at the time.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 14:56:23 ago (+8/-1)

Nonsense. Everyone knows that you niggers are not people.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:10:20 ago (+1/-1)

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:03:41 ago (+1/-2)

@postwallhelena @love240

[ - ] dassar 6 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 15:38:03 ago (+6/-0)

All men - being 'Free White men of good character' Hahaha.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 4 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:14:08 ago (+4/-0)

2021- "The Constitution is an outdated document created by huwite supremacists and needs to be abandoned"

2025- "Looks like Constitutional Crisis is back on the menu, boys".

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:21:21 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] registereduser -2 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 16:36:34 ago (+0/-2)

It's a copy.

And fuck not burning the white house, DC needs burnt to the ground. So do many state capitols.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 19:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

Why do you hate infrastructure?

[ - ] registereduser -1 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 21:45:11 ago (+0/-1)

Infrastructure is fine.

kike worshiping faggots like you need to be hunted down, tortured and killed.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 monthMar 20, 2025 21:58:07 ago (+1/-0)

Like me? The fuck are you on aboot?

[ - ] IdentifyShills 0 points 1 monthMar 20, 2025 17:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

If all of the politicians on the planet disappeared off the face of the earth tomorrow, what would be missed?