What's a Rabbi's Favorite Way to Cook Their Kosher Meats? - Upgoat

What's a Rabbi's Favorite Way to Cook Their Kosher Meats?
submitted by Scyber to jewJokes 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:33:54 ago (+28/-1) (jewJokes)

By using a GORGE FORESKIN Grill.

This one goes out to George Foreman, who helped usher in one of the greatest kitchen appliances of all time.

Rest In Peace George.

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 15:32:19 ago (+2/-0)

Stupid fun fact, Hulk Hogan claims the company tried to contact him first but he missed their call so they moved on to their second choice George Foreman. George made many millions through the sponsorship deal

[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:15:07 ago (+2/-0)

by sucking infant penises?

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:35:42 ago (+2/-0)

I was gonna' say "boiled" in Holy water.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:41:00 ago (+2/-1)

I have a foreman grill and use it weekly.

He was one of them non- political good niggers.

[ + ] Not_a_redfugee

[ - ] Not_a_redfugee 3 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:43:00 ago (+3/-0)

What's so good about a George foreman? Never used one but I remember the old commercials bragging about how it drains fat and stuff. BUT I LIKE THE GREASE AND FAT

[ + ] fnbs

[ - ] fnbs 2 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 13:33:56 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah taking the healthy fat out of everything, (and replacing it with seed oils and sugar) back in the 80's was the big (((CDC))) push back when George released his grill, its what made it so popular

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:46:51 ago (+1/-0)

Yes. It's the grease. It removes a fuck ton of grease.

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 14:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/trMZ86wEYb6WCos5JYUEH6-1024-80.jpg.webp

Turns out it's just a waffle iron for steaks. (with no power adjustment on this unit) review

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:52:33 ago (+1/-0)

Pretty much. You were unaware?

[ + ] ModernGuilt

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 21:20:20 ago (+0/-0)

I thought Forman infused it with wakanda nigger voodoo

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 monthMar 23, 2025 02:29:01 ago (+0/-0)

I didn't watch commercials, and I knew 'George Foreman' was a negro. I didn't look further, assuming it was probably a real grill.

[ + ] Nietzsche

[ - ] Nietzsche 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 17:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

The fat and the flavor all ends up in that tray.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:51:24 ago (+1/-0)

You can always use it to make gravy.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:24:45 ago (+0/-0)

Naw. Dat shit is gud.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 19:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

He was a preacher.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry -1 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 13:40:35 ago (+1/-2)

Voat retard sucking nigger….

Kill yourself today retard.

Coward stupid fucking retard.

Need help to die today?

There is help for you….. just need the address pig.

Die pig retard scum.

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:36:37 ago (+0/-1)

Is the English or Hysterics? I can't tell.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:51:33 ago (+0/-0)

Dead pig dead pig

Whatcha gonna do?

Step the fuck outside and die commie retard bitch.

Die pig retard

[ + ] FreeinTX

[ - ] FreeinTX -1 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:53:27 ago (+0/-1)

Hysterics. Got it.

[ + ] Deplorablepoetry

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 18:59:45 ago (+0/-0)

Dead pig Is you in ditch pig….., soaked in piss.

Come back from the dead retard!

Die again retard..

The only good retard is your mom in bed said your dad the retard.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 19:58:11 ago (+0/-0)

That grill type was around long before foreman. My mom had one like that back in the 80's.

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2025 19:39:15 ago (+0/-0)

Alex Jones
@RealAlexJones
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Died Suddenly: George Foreman passes away at age 76.

It's notable that he was a prominent promoter of the c0vid vaxxx jab. Even doing paid commercials.

They sold people like Foreman to take the experimental injections in the name of protecting other people, but of course, it was all a lie..

https://x.com/RealAlexJones/status/1903397708368404556

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What's a Rabbi's Favorite Way to Cook Their Kosher Meats? submitted by Scyber to jewJokes 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:33:54 ago (+28/-1) (jewJokes)

What's a Rabbi's Favorite Way to Cook Their Kosher Meats?
submitted by Scyber to jewJokes 1 monthMar 22, 2025 12:33:54 ago (+28/-1) (jewJokes)