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Close the account. They would be obligated to give all the cash. Since it's not a withdrawal they are not obligated to report it. Open an account with another bank.

a) Santander Bank aka Satan Bank

b) "One of the banks that has grown the most exponentially in the world in recent years is Banco Santander. Since 2000, its capital has been increased by a massive €50 billion, making it the second-best-positioned European private bank internationally by market capitalization, behind HBSC."

"Both in its past and present, Santander maintains ties to British and American banking and financial capital, particularly its relationship with the Rothschild family. Its profits also come from its offshore companies, and, as some prominent journalists and analysts have suggested, it may even receive benefits from the drug trade."

~ https://ramblalibre.com/2024/12/17/ana-patricia-botin-y-el-santander-el-mundialismo-en-clave-rothschild/

c) https://www.santander.com/en/about-us/our-brand Symbolically branding by a flame

I hurt people that steal from me and I don't feel bad about it.

It's a european thing. Can't withdraw 4000 in the netherlands without alerting the ((antifraud desk)). All irregular transactions over 1000 need to be reported.
For your safety, yadayada..

Bwahahahahhahaha - literally you can check out anytime you like, but your money can never leave.

Of course a brownoid is involved. Of course.

They'll push more and more people to crypto doing this. They can't stop you from using bitcoin.

Whoo boy. Id be angry 😠

Just slowly draw it out, or move to a different bank and remove it