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[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2025 23:52:22 ago (+0/-0)

Another "Happy story"! Thanks,_Foo!!

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2025 23:25:45 ago (+0/-0)

Just think, all those jews had to do to avoid that massacre was hang the magic eruv string around their village. And they would have been exempt from any inconvenient jew law.
They would clearly rather die than stop sexually mutilating babies…

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 27, 2025 23:28:29 ago (+1/-0)

This is literally the origin story of Hannukah.
I'm not shitting you.

[ - ] 3Whuurs 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2025 23:42:27 ago (+0/-0)

Really?
I can believe it, but the only part that surprises me is that I always heard every single Jewish holiday is based around a massacre they committed?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 27, 2025 23:48:08 ago (+0/-0)

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