Love240 was touched by jesus - Upgoat

Love240 was touched by jesus
submitted by UncleDoug to Christcucks 1 monthMar 29, 2025 21:37:20 ago (+5/-3) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2025 01:19:59 ago (+1/-0)

He probably has a left hand.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 05:39:43 ago (+0/-0)

Everybody knows lefties are satan.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2025 02:13:33 ago (+2/-1)

Imagine getting a tattoo of the cosmos' greatest looser on your arm.
Jesus was the worst machine elf of all the machine elves.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 21:40:55 ago (+1/-1)

Just a point of interest...crucifixion was a standard form of punishment/execution

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthMar 29, 2025 22:19:13 ago (+1/-1)

Jacking off is the modern day equivalent.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2025 01:20:27 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not sure you doing it correctly...