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Closed on a Burger and Shake

submitted by Trope to ShitpostLitterBox 1 monthMar 30, 2025 19:44:28 ago (+34/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] 2plus2equals5 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2025 23:50:03 ago (+1/-0)

Coffee is for closers.

Alex closed double and got a refill cup. Could you?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 00:16:35 ago (+1/-0)

Briliant

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 08:08:41 ago (+1/-0)

Failed to mention that it went cold before the escrow released. Driver was sociable though. 3/5 stars.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:46:33 ago (+2/-0)

This is why zoomers stay home besides having a youth

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 23:40:31 ago (+2/-0)

My asshole mass is now more negative than my bank account.

Follow my channel, fellow goyim, for more tips to get ahead in life.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:05:28 ago (+3/-0)

I got weak the other day and stopped at McDonalds for a quick breakfast. One sausage mcmuffin, two hash browns and large coffee, $12.44.

[ - ] Trope [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:40:34 ago (+3/-0)

I miss the Dollar menu. As a young adult, I moved back in with my mother in the city. Without a proper kitchen, I became fond of McDoubles with no bun with a large coffee. That meal could keep a young man very lean.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 23:45:50 ago (+0/-0)

Brown paper bag lunch has also been discovered beneath the ruins.
Now in the process of certification.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 20:07:08 ago (+3/-0)

Most excellent!
Last Thursday I closed on the sale of a rental and piped 243k into muh checking account.
Gonna buy a lot of meat.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 monthMar 30, 2025 21:22:52 ago (+2/-0)

hey will you buy me a new truck please?

[ - ] dassar 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 01:23:35 ago (+2/-0)

'Hot wheels or Tonka??'

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 10:32:54 ago (+1/-0)

Old Chevy Luv diesel truck will do.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2025 00:57:01 ago (+1/-0)

No. You must work and save and buy your own truck.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 10:34:20 ago (+4/-0)

I already did this a bunch of times and its no fun. I think it would be better if someone else did it for me because darn it I'm special.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 31, 2025 10:54:50 ago (+2/-0)

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