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I wonder how @MrNiggoriumsBixNoodEmporium got along on his date

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to AskUpgoat 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 20:58:01 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

share the details dude. hope it worked out.


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[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 weeksApr 7, 2025 08:44:07 ago (+1/-0)

if it were a success, he would have immediately told us

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 21:05:44 ago (+1/-1)

Reminds me of a poem:

Hickory dickory doc
this chick was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
I dumped my goo
and I dropped her at the next block.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 21:07:12 ago (+3/-1)

that's a terrible poem. I think the herpes you just contracted is a terrible problem for you as well.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 3 weeksApr 6, 2025 21:08:47 ago (+3/-0)

I knew you'd like it.

-Dice man!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 3 weeksApr 7, 2025 02:56:18 ago (+1/-1)

Jewish degenerate poetry
You know better
Now be better
Don't be like Jack B. Nimble jumping the candlestick or you'll burn off your fuc...you know how the story goes