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Pastor claims nobody has the power he has and finds out...

submitted by johnsmith315 to whatever 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 00:39:24 ago (+27/-1)     (www.youtube.com)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_L6Kz5PYbgk



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[ - ] fnbs -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 16:18:56 ago (+0/-1)

lol...i was expecting his clot shot to kick in and instant heart attack

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 12:50:54 ago (+0/-1)

Now do (((Joel Osteen))) and (((Kenneth Copeland)))

[ - ] BulletStopper -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 09:58:30 ago (+0/-1)*

Clearly a "grifter", and NOT a "pastor".

You kneel when you pray to show genuine humility before God.

Anybody that doubts God's sense of comedic timing just hasn't been paying attention.

Thus endeth the lesson.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 09:30:01 ago (+1/-1)

Sheeeeeeeeeit

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 09:23:02 ago (+1/-1)

Logic

[ - ] con77 -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 08:39:05 ago (+0/-1)

Hallelujah!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 07:31:15 ago (+0/-1)

...and my name is Nobody

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 04:46:26 ago (+3/-1)

Praise the Lord.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 03:09:58 ago (+5/-1)

God has a real sense of humor

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 07:58:56 ago (+2/-1)

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 09:32:24 ago (+1/-1)

Would have been good if she killed invaders. I don't think the elderly should be driving.

[ - ] Bassman9000 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 10:37:02 ago (+2/-1)

I think after 65 you should have to take a written and driving test to keep your license every year. Some old timers can drive just fine into their late 80s. Others could never drive to begin with and then turn 65.

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace -1 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 12:33:18 ago (+0/-1)

Did I see that right? Did it drive him through the stage?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 02:24:19 ago (+1/-1)

His only redemptive value would be sucking off everyone in the audience!

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 00:41:18 ago (+3/-1)

I think "Jesus" answered.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:57:55 ago (+1/-1)

He is a jealous God.