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Now I am going to be the terrorist. You have three seconds to attract attention!

submitted by lord_nougat to terrorism 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 13:52:11 ago (+33/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/rkl48n.mp4



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[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 14:54:11 ago (+3/-0)

You have my undivided attention, good sir.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 16:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

did they AI a nobody face on Sacha Baron Cohen?

folks must really not like his face.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 16:58:41 ago (+2/-0)

Obliterating his face sounds like a splendid time!

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 17:02:55 ago (+1/-0)

well yeah.

it's odd tho.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 8 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 16:48:05 ago (+8/-0)

I'd come running, with a noose.

[ - ] ProudRebel 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 17:10:57 ago (+4/-0)

I'd shoot everybody but the one screaming nigger.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 17:02:04 ago (+3/-0)

Guess I carry the cross.
Now we need a guy with gas and a match.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:24:45 ago (+1/-0)

Yep! Right here!
I've got the gas and lighter.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 17:24:19 ago (+2/-0)

Brilliant.

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:10:37 ago (+1/-0)

This is how the terrorists win. Worse than if you kill them even. The worst win. Them interviewed on the news with your disembodied head, and the anchor thanking them for killing the racist and one of their cameramen.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:40:59 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:25:57 ago (+1/-0)

Sheeeeiit.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:30:58 ago (+3/-0)

Haha funny jew pranking American culture. What a Greatest Ally

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:18:16 ago (+1/-0)

I woulda kicked em in the nads, and screamed 'STOP! THAT'S MY PURSE!'

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:26:52 ago (+2/-0)

Cops/feds would shoot the guy screaming "nigger" first.

[ - ] lord_nougat [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:28:07 ago (+1/-0)

...and then get immediately stabbed in the back by said nigger!