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Man finds dead body on NYC subway train - fucks it!

submitted by Empire_of_the_Mind to news 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:30:24 ago (+31/-0)     (www.nydailynews.com)

https://www.nydailynews.com/2025/04/10/man-sought-nypd-sex-corpse-manhattan-subway-train-whitehall-street/



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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 09:27:25 ago (+1/-0)

well... what would you do?

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 01:11:40 ago (+0/-0)

The time for holy cleansing is now

[ - ] WNwoman 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:21:03 ago (+1/-0)

Dear god. This is why I avoid public transportation.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:08:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking hell.

[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:43:57 ago (+1/-0)

I hate public transportation.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:22:34 ago (+2/-0)

Ah, another homosexual necrophiliac I see.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:18:57 ago (+0/-0)

“NYC Man”

Just like us!

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:59:49 ago (+5/-0)

YOU GOTTA GET TO THE MEAT WHILE IT STILL FRESH WHY U THINK NIGGUHS WORK IN THE MORG

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 23:36:22 ago (+1/-0)

😂

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:42:32 ago (+3/-0)

Wow.what a horrible place. Want to bet it was fentanyl on that bummed cigarette? That poor man was likely murdered, raped, and robbed twice.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 00:39:41 ago (+2/-0)

Want to bet it was fentanyl on that bummed cigarette?

My first thought as well.

[ - ] bohmoonx 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:36:33 ago (+1/-0)

He didn't get a blowjob because he couldn't find her head.

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:13:29 ago (+6/-0)

I remember this story from a guy who studied baboons.
He said he couldn't tranq them, because as soon as one baboon went down, the other baboons would immediately attack it.

The Nooticing Intensifies.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:06:34 ago (+7/-0)

"Man".
You mean NIGGER!

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:46:58 ago (+3/-0)

Thank you my lord! RAYSIS! 😂

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:59:19 ago (+1/-0)

Cops thought they had identified a specific suspect for the sex abuse but are now unsure that Bronx man is the right person, a police source said.

Wait, what?. Bc they all look the same??.

'I did not ejaculate into that corpse!!' ... Ugh disgusting.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 09:33:22 ago (+0/-0)

wasnt the whole point of white man saying 'no no, cmon now, be fair, just because theyre black doesnt mean theyre bad' based on the premise that they werent all... well... committing crimes an sheeeeeeeeeit?

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:40:06 ago (+1/-0)

🤮🤮🤮

[ - ] Merlynn 8 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:30:44 ago (+8/-0)

Nuke the whole damn city.

[ - ] jfroybees 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:33:44 ago (+4/-0)

I second the motion.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:09:14 ago (+3/-0)

It would be a humanitarian aid mercy nuke!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 11 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:58:28 ago (+11/-0)

The suspect is said to have been wearing a Tissot Powermatic 80 with a sapphire case back.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 21:24:09 ago (+1/-0)

I see what you did here. Nice work!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:10:29 ago (+4/-0)

Was it big guy?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 10:41:53 ago (+0/-0)

Had to be.

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind [op] 1 point 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 23:42:00 ago (+1/-0)

Big Guy would never be caught wearing a Dodgers hat!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 2 monthsApr 12, 2025 07:34:24 ago (+0/-0)

Whoa whoa whoa! Let's not just be throwing wild accusations out there about the users of Upgoat pal.

[ - ] xmasskull 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:44:02 ago (+3/-0)

California faggot!!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 6 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:43:15 ago (+6/-0)

The worst unimaginable stuff happens on NYC subways

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind [op] 14 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:40:39 ago (+14/-0)

This is the most depraved shit I have ever heard about on the NYC subway. This is a very, very high bar.

[ - ] Storefront 3 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:29:01 ago (+3/-0)

I've got a story for you. One I've told my friends many times. I lived in Queens for 20 years. In that time, once I was on the train and I looked over to my right and saw a homeless man in a seat, peeling something off his feet. After some time my eyes focused and I saw he was peeling some diseased skin off of his feet, and then directly eating it.

[ - ] dulcima 3 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 07:33:21 ago (+3/-0)

You didn't have to share that story. Really you didn't.

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 23:42:26 ago (+2/-0)

As a former New Yorker myself I know you’ll appreciate this…


https://youtu.be/YZUF4g-b9sU

[ - ] Freespeechplease 1 point 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 08:04:48 ago (+1/-0)

I love a nice sit in my seat to eat the chips from my feet. Sure is a delightful treat, good and tasty, sometimes sweet, those flaky chips from the bottom of my feet. Yummm ya should try them some day, your missing out

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind [op] 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:40:14 ago (+2/-0)

If this is paywalled you should install this: https://github.com/syuraj/bypass-paywalls-chrome-clean

[ - ] dulcima 14 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:38:09 ago (+14/-0)

It was a dead man, if anyone wants to know.

The body was sodomised and then robbed.

No further comment.

[ - ] ProudRebel 8 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:48:24 ago (+8/-0)

... so the guy was jewish.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 4 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 22:09:54 ago (+4/-0)

Of course it was a man. It couldn’t just be “normal” heterosexual necrophilia, could it? We don’t even get that.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 07:34:02 ago (+7/-0)

Even depravity is go hard or go home these days.

[ - ] jfroybees 2 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 01:19:36 ago (+2/-0)

If apprehended, he faces more time for the robbery than the, uh, the defilement of a corpse by sodomy.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 09:29:51 ago (+1/-0)

cant really be a victim of something if youre already dead i guess?

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 2 monthsApr 11, 2025 17:32:19 ago (+0/-0)

All of society is the true victim here for having a necrophiliac (and probably much worse) roving our streets, maybe trapped in a confined space with it. This abomination needs to be driven into the depths of the sea. Morgues need to have his mugshot posted.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:37:27 ago (+0/-0)

Lol

Transport him alive. Go ahead.

Touch him and stuff. Give him a sandwich and a toilet. I dare you.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:48:55 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 1 point 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:55:51 ago (+1/-0)

Ooo 90’s mira sorvino

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:41:25 ago (+0/-0)

mira sorvino was hot back then.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 20:10:35 ago (+0/-0)

Thats a benicio del toro movie.. wtf?

Now i have to go actually watch that. Maybe the movie night fags will read this.

MOVIE NIGHT FAGGOTS AHOY AHOY. DO MIMIC DIRECTORS CUT AHOY.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:36:34 ago (+0/-0)

Yum yum. I love science!

[ - ] Empire_of_the_Mind [op] 6 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 18:31:56 ago (+6/-0)

later a nig came upon the body and tried to rob it

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 2 monthsApr 10, 2025 19:40:31 ago (+2/-0)

sheeit