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[ - ] Storefront 0 points 1 monthApr 21, 2025 22:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

Such a bizarrely calm reaction. If someone came in on me with a gun, I wouldn't be like "Gorsh, the door was open. Can I get my pencil case SIR?" I would be screaming in terror like a bitch. Of course, I wouldn't be in such a situation in the first place.

This person is obviously very used to doing criminal activity.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 12 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 18:32:18 ago (+12/-0)

Wide open after he broke the key box

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 19:33:05 ago (+8/-0)

Why didn't he just waste the nigger and delete the file?

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 6 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 19:48:04 ago (+6/-0)

Cuz it's bad to shoot blek pipo, it's wrong cuz they're oppressed and sheeeeiiiiit. Don't be so fucking RAYSIS! 😂😂😂😂

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 5 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 20:40:10 ago (+5/-0)

Because greasy jogger blood is a bitch to clean up and homicide investigations tend to delay real estate sales and fuck up the agents stats.

[ - ] Trope 2 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 22:44:50 ago (+2/-0)

Suppose a garrote could be a quieter approach. Then go fully Sweeney Todd in the basement and never speak a word of it.

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[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 2 monthsApr 18, 2025 04:03:48 ago (+1/-0)

Now you're thinking
Then donate the meat pies to the local homeless darkies just for added laughs

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 monthsApr 18, 2025 10:10:38 ago (+1/-0)

It's a real estate agent 100%

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 2 monthsApr 18, 2025 18:38:23 ago (+0/-0)

The carpet probably

[ - ] Trope 2 points 2 monthsApr 17, 2025 21:44:00 ago (+2/-0)

With tomorrow being the start of the weekend, it’ll be another good day to head to Cabela’s.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 2 monthsApr 18, 2025 01:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

Make him empty out his backpack, too.