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No it doesn... HEY WAIT! YOU JUST WANTED TO MAKE ME SNIFF MY COUCH, YOU WEIRDO!

Also we never have any pajeet or nigger visitors and even if we did they're not allowed on the furniture.

...2 DOGS?...what many people don't realize is that they're afflicted with pernicious brain worm, they're of the mind that they have a mind when clearly their behavioral patterns demonstrate actions contrary to a functional thought process that is well exceeded by even the common crow or chicken hawk...miss beluga hips here is a prime example of how pernicious brain worm interferes with gray matter and reformulates the instinctive signals necessary to function as a casual caliber bipedal of 98 IQ status...air fresheners only mask the odorous shit smell that's burned into furniture fabric or carpeting from dogs skidding their "expanded anus" across the material to relieve themselves of the constant rectal itch that they always seem to have...OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO SMELL LIKE ASS.
Just a point of interest...I remember one time I went against my personal practice of not removing my shoes when entering a person's home if they had dogs (because the floors are never clean), out of respect and against my better judgment I removed my brand new runners...I'm at the kitchen table and something isn't right, there was a puddle of dog piss on the floor underneath the chair I'm sitting in, and I was there to collect money, I should have entered with the shitty attitude that I ended up leaving with, I fucking went unglued, took my piss soaked socks off and left them there on the floor, demanded my coin and got out, I couldn't even put my new shoes on because the piss residue would have been transferred from my feet to the shoe.
So yeah, this bitch is the typical clueless fuck that suffers from brain worm.

Nah. Mrs. Strangegov and i don't eat enough of that processed trash food to give us leaky guts.

It's time for Blump to do something useful for once, and ban Tiktok.

Does your ass smell like couch?

Baking soda is like free.

A few years back on "throw-out day" me and the missus picked up some perfectly good cane chairs from outside a motel. They looked clean (we washed them again anyway) but...once in the sun they reeked of sweat. No doubt tourists (men) sat in them without a shirt on. We threw them out.