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So are India and Pakistan at war more today than yesterday or not?

submitted by Crackinjokes to AskUpgoat 1 monthApr 28, 2025 15:23:06 ago (+3/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] dulcima 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 18:03:01 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 18:49:42 ago (+0/-0)

India and pakistan going to war is statistically almost unavoidable. The part no one is saying out loud is that they are both inbred fuck-ups with tactical and strategic nukes.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:08:34 ago (+0/-0)

They don't get anything for nuking each other though. This isn't the US nuking Russia on the other side of the world. This would be creating a mess in their own backyard.

I was just imagining Pakistan stealing Nukes from India or vice versa. Can they tell each other apart?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

It's like playing a fantasy game. Pakis are stockier with bowl cuts. Indians are skinny and small but outnumber the pakis 100 to 1. They both are malodorous and arrogant.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:08:11 ago (+0/-0)

Who the fuck cares? They are both dirty smelly subspecies.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:11:31 ago (+0/-0)

Good question.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:31:27 ago (+0/-0)

Nukes are fake & powerbottom, but maybe one or both of these countries have a secret MURDER TRAIN!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 1 monthApr 28, 2025 17:45:12 ago (+1/-0)

Who cares.

[ - ] drstrangergov 2 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 15:30:57 ago (+2/-0)

has oceania always been at war with eurasia?

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 2 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 19:05:52 ago (+2/-0)

No. Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.

[ - ] drstrangergov 1 point 1 monthApr 29, 2025 10:04:08 ago (+1/-0)

ah! that clears things up nicely. i'm off to the soylent lines! i hope they dont send the scoops this time.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 16:18:25 ago (+3/-0)

Pakistan has no chance in hell.

Once the Pajeets invade and start shitting on their streets... it's GAME OVER.

[ - ] Portmanure 4 points 1 monthApr 28, 2025 15:37:56 ago (+4/-0)

No, they are still in the “fuk u, no fuk u, no fuk ur fuk u, fuk u!” stage. The slap fighting has not started yet.