Why do my balls itch - Upgoat

Why do my balls itch
submitted by anon to askanon 22 hoursApr 29, 2025 22:29:11 ago (+0/-0) (askanon)

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 6 points 22 hoursApr 29, 2025 22:51:21 ago (+6/-0)

“Because you’ve never used them before.” ~ Morpheus

[ - ] anon 2209980 3 points 22 hoursApr 29, 2025 22:54:09 ago (+3/-0)

Wash them, you dirty bastard. Unless it's crabs...

[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 21 hoursApr 29, 2025 23:38:05 ago (+1/-0)

A "gasoline" rinse will end your itchiness.

[ - ] anon 2799035 1 point 21 hoursApr 29, 2025 23:01:27 ago (+1/-0)

Those ain't yours

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 14 hoursApr 30, 2025 06:38:47 ago (+0/-0)

Why does my b-hole smell like clams??

[ - ] anon 2704288 0 points 17 hoursApr 30, 2025 03:23:18 ago (+0/-0)

Battery acid will fix the itch

[ - ] anon 1774949 0 points 20 hoursApr 30, 2025 00:08:47 ago (+0/-0)

Global Warming...

[ - ] anon 3058895 0 points 20 hoursApr 30, 2025 00:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

Probably fleas

[ - ] anon 3073106 0 points 22 hoursApr 29, 2025 22:56:45 ago (+0/-0)

Because you butt fucked owen benjamin at a bear festival.