Once again, it's time for the FNGT!If you don't know how this works,
click this link.. If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to. That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Upgoat.net go down.
NOTE: That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, ask a regular participant (such as @TheRealBuddha or myself)
If you already know what's going on, you probably don't need to click any of those links. You can still visit to see if any changes have been made, as that's also where we kept the archives and have a second forum.
By the way, we're down to just two of us. If you want to help, let us know.
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:14:27 ago (+3/-0)
Back in the day, I was putting together a band. They're known as BDE. (Some of you still have some merchandise.) As I was putting them together, we held auditions at my house. They were all given a chance to practice and then had to perform a song they knew but didn't know well.
I am not playing any instruments and only decided to add vocals at the last minute. There was a mic set up and things were going well. My voice is a bit weak in this one, so I don't quite have Ozzy's tone - but it's close enough. If you heard it in a bar, you'd stop and listen.
Fairy's Wear Boots - Black Sabbath
I'll keep digging through some more archived stuff. I have loads of it that has never seen the light of day, or at least hasn't been shared in public - or in a very long time. I've got all sorts of stuff.
Rock on, Goats! Rock on!
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:24:34 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:42:56 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:54:09 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:59:19 ago (+3/-0)
What are they gonna do, tell me no? LOL
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:10:30 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:14:43 ago (+3/-0)
So, they'll let me do anything I damned well please.
I wouldn't want to do anything that would cause them discomfort or harm, which they also know.
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:41:49 ago (+3/-0)
What crazy serendipity
But yeah, they better let you do what ever you please!
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:47:50 ago (+3/-0)
And, I'm sure they'll let me have fun. I'll have to get some recordings for some new material.
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:55:45 ago (+3/-0)
Are you heading back to Maine soon? It's May!
I find it amusing that of all days we talk about river rafting, an hour later i get a video of my friend rafting down the river.
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 23 hoursMay 2, 2025 22:23:08 ago (+2/-0)
https://files.catbox.moe/syqr03.mp4
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:40:32 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:43:55 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:46:58 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:58:35 ago (+3/-0)
This isn't a recording meant for you. It's a recording meant for the band. We had someone in the audience recording the audience for feedback purposes. (Plus they had a camera so they could project the audience on the screen behind us.) It's from a fairgrounds where we had maybe 10k people in the audience.
Give this a listen:
https://share.fngt.gq/music/BDE/BDE%20-%20Bat%20out%20of%20Hell%20%2807.04.21%29.mp3
(You gotta wait for it.)
There's a lot you won't know/haven't heard as you're new to the thread. I'm reasonably well accomplished.
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:22:27 ago (+3/-0)
https://share.fngt.gq/music/BDE/BDE%20-%20Bohemian%20Rhapsody%20%2807.04.21%29.mp3
I'm the lead vocalist.
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 11 hoursMay 3, 2025 10:31:10 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 0 points 1 hourMay 3, 2025 20:36:05 ago (+0/-0)
Well, technically, I still own the trailer.
They have a laser show and a projector. The roadies will do things like walk through the audience and show that up on the screen. There's a set of visuals that also go with the various songs. It's well choreographed and well rehearsed.
They were my magnum opus. They all came from another band and I pretty much just usurped that. Their leader, also their lead guitarist, was inept and they were lucky to make $100 each per night.
I showed them how to fit a niche and invested a bunch of capital into the band. They now all make their living through their musicianship - though some also give lessons for additional income. It was set up as a tax-paying business, so they weathered the pandemic and were pretty much the only local band to survive the downtime.
All the other bands fell apart, meaning they had even less competition.
If you have a large enough venue, and you're local, you can hire them. You can plan on paying five figures for a full show. You'll get your money's worth in return. I know, 'cause I taught them myself. They're professionals who come in and do their job.
@Sleazy even has some of the band's merchandise. I believe he has two shirts. One is a mockup and signed by the band. Another member had some merch, but he is no longer with us due to cancer.
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 3 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:08:50 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:12:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:13:09 ago (+2/-0)
That sounds like fun!
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 15 hoursMay 3, 2025 06:57:48 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheRealBuddha
[ - ] TheRealBuddha 0 points 1 hourMay 3, 2025 20:27:35 ago (+0/-0)
Hmm... It looks like he was responding to some skinheads who called him a fairy. So, I'm guessing that it meant gay back then in the UK.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 hourMay 3, 2025 20:58:48 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:05:52 ago (+2/-0)
Leave
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:45:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:53:39 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 11 hoursMay 3, 2025 10:42:25 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:35:12 ago (+2/-0)
Frosted Tips
And one from right before I had to put the guitar down.
Cobblestone
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:51:57 ago (+2/-0)
You got arthritis or something?
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:01:51 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:09:17 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:27:25 ago (+1/-0)
I was already trying to eliminate alternate picking before the hands went gay, but coming out of it, I've been finding a bunch of workarounds. A couple of nights ago I posted one for some Discord friends and got youtube subscriptions from strangers wanting more. So if shit like this helps anyone, let me know:
Pentatonic picking every note without alternate picking
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:42:25 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:53:44 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 22 hoursMay 3, 2025 00:07:28 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 20:58:12 ago (+2/-0)
Deathstalker
Never Cut Toward Yourself
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:08:54 ago (+2/-0)
Nice ovation
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:32:32 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:37:54 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 15 hoursMay 3, 2025 07:00:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 0 points 11 hoursMay 3, 2025 10:36:58 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 hoursMay 3, 2025 16:57:01 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 4 hoursMay 3, 2025 17:59:33 ago (+1/-0)
After that I walked about 3 miles to see a Japanese pianist who never showed after I sat through 2 terrible jazz bands.
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:27:19 ago (+2/-0)
Love Keeps No Memories
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:36:37 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:38:10 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] mahavishnunj
[ - ] mahavishnunj 2 points 1 dayMay 2, 2025 21:58:54 ago (+2/-0)
https://youtube.com/shorts/_3hWj82QNa0
[ + ] Sleazy
[ - ] Sleazy [op] 1 point 23 hoursMay 2, 2025 22:15:34 ago (+1/-0)