Strictly Hypothetical Question for Catholics Here - Upgoat

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Strictly Hypothetical Question for Catholics Here
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to religion 13 hoursMay 3, 2025 03:00:11 ago (+1/-2) (religion)

Let’s say it is 2:30 AM. You just walked 4/5 of a mile and then were returning home after another maybe 3/4ths, but 5 blocks away from home, you have explosive diarrhea about to come out and you squat behind the bushes of a church. What is the hail mary /our father situation there?

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 13 hoursMay 3, 2025 03:11:57 ago (+2/-0)

10 stand up and 'hi my name is 'TheBigGuyFromQueens and i have an addiction' speeches at an AA meeting and followed up by saying your rosaries at your closet shrine to St Betty White.

[ + ] DukeofRaul

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 12 hoursMay 3, 2025 04:33:07 ago (+1/-0)

He only says that at AA meetings though

[ + ] lord_nougat

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 2 hoursMay 3, 2025 13:50:59 ago (+0/-0)

*Everyone claps

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 8 hoursMay 3, 2025 08:37:19 ago (+1/-0)

https://youtube.com/shorts/TyNBjb2LySY?si=kNtqDlDEpJspGEnb

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 8 hoursMay 3, 2025 08:25:10 ago (+0/-0)

Silly boomer left the house without their depends.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 0 points 12 hoursMay 3, 2025 04:40:33 ago (+0/-0)

Why would you, as a newly Hindu convert, need to worry about any of that?