I live in a quiet old neighborhood not far from farmlands - full of older conservative whites with Hispanic renters. Thanks to the democrats, there is section 8 housing on the outskirts of town.
Anyway, my neighbors car was broken into over night and I heard the alarm. Police were outside this morning. Now, as much as I'd like to put on a ghillie suit and camp out in my driveway to merc the niggers trying to break into my truck, I'd like to ask for more practical advice. My wife and I made sure to remove anything of value in the cars and will be leaving the porch lights on. Thinking of installing cameras.
WYZE sells some really nice WiFi battery operated cameras for cheap. You can get a starter kit for $100 that comes with 2 outdoor rated cameras that can stream to your phone and they only take a few minutes to mount and configure right out of the box. The server service is $20 a year
Following the theft of my truck, I use this attached to a tree. I also lock the steering wheel with chain, use a hidden fuel pump switch and hidden cellular based tracker. "eMACROS Solar Driveway Alarm Sytem Wireless 1/2 Mile Long Range Outdoor Weather Resistant Motion Sensor & Detector- Wireless Outside Monitor & Protect Outside Property" The local police give zero shit about vehicle theft and had no interest in my CCTV footage of it. Truck shell was recovered 18 months later and 70 miles away.
WYZE cams have excellent night vision. You can own the fucking night. Turn off all security lights put out some dedicated IR emitters. They will be in the fucking dark, blind. They will need flashlights to operate and that is a huge fail.
lol. someone new for us to play with! do the words "bait car" mean anything to you? you can rig the car to drop into a hole with the touch of a button, hit the flood lights, and a call to the sheriff to take out the trash.
Try make it so that the lights wake you up and that the camera's are in a hidden corner. Getting a good view on the neighbourhood is nice too, but do consider neighbours privacy.
If you don't mind fucking up your truck's interior,you can get one of those dye packs they use to catch bank robbers and set it up in a Nike shoebox to go off when it's opened. Leave in a car with an open window and they should take it out and open it outside the car but they might open it inside the car. But they will be dyed and caught and even if the charges don't stick,the dye will.
Put an outdoor speaker outside. Designate a laptop too it and put it on an endless loop of Johnny Rebel and Dave Allen Coe Underground album. Even add in the clip of Chris Rock talking about niggers.
Sister in law years ago had a kid living in the neighborhood lighting sheds on fire property damage light theft and then siphoning gas. One of her neighbors heard a sound at night by her car and shot. Hit his head ( he lived) and everyone felt bad for him. Like how dare she. Even my sister in law felt bad for him and he burnt her shed down at 4am with her kids in her house that spread to the tree that almost caught her house on fire. That was near 20 years ago and people have only gotten more retarded since.
look for choke points into your area where they would potentially come in, then put in some high end cell modem trail cams that have solar charging. I setup a ring with a solar pad for my mom on the roof of her house, I never had to charge it or touch it for 3 years+.
if you really wanna catch em' all, you'll start noting which cars are coming in at night by license plate, kinda like an LPR database. Use excel. Plate, Make Model Year, any idetifying marks like dents/stickers/modifications.
Then figure out who's who. You can tell who doesn't live there if they come in and out the same night.
Just make sure the cams can capture the car clearly, and face is a bonus.
and obviously any dickhead biking in at night is going to be stealing.
Once you have that for a few weeks, you'll have some stats. I don't know enough about AI, but you could probably just drop those photos into an AI thingy and it will do the license plate/make/model/year thing for you.
[ + ] lord_nougat
[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 15:17:59 ago (+0/-0)
2. Shovel
3. STFU
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[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 6 hoursMay 6, 2025 12:54:05 ago (+1/-0)
Long term, I completely agree. Once the business scales, we’ll have as many acres of land as we like with a garbage of any size we prefer.
Just going to take time so we’ll continue to drudge and eat shit for the foreseeable future.
[ + ] ItsOk2bArian
[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 hoursMay 6, 2025 12:30:20 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Special_Prosecutor
[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 5 hoursMay 6, 2025 14:28:35 ago (+1/-0)
"eMACROS Solar Driveway Alarm Sytem Wireless 1/2 Mile Long Range Outdoor Weather Resistant Motion Sensor & Detector- Wireless Outside Monitor & Protect Outside Property"
The local police give zero shit about vehicle theft and had no interest in my CCTV footage of it.
Truck shell was recovered 18 months later and 70 miles away.
[ + ] Special_Prosecutor
[ - ] Special_Prosecutor 1 point 4 hoursMay 6, 2025 14:34:29 ago (+1/-0)
Dont exit front door, as it will be watched by accomplice.
You will not know how many, where they are, or if they are armed.
[ + ] Leveraction
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[ + ] Master_B
[ - ] Master_B 2 points 6 hoursMay 6, 2025 12:41:04 ago (+2/-0)
Try make it so that the lights wake you up and that the camera's are in a hidden corner.
Getting a good view on the neighbourhood is nice too, but do consider neighbours privacy.
[ + ] Merlynn
[ - ] Merlynn 2 points 5 hoursMay 6, 2025 14:00:31 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Trope
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[ + ] bonghits4jeebus
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[ + ] lolxd
[ - ] lolxd 9 points 8 hoursMay 6, 2025 11:19:31 ago (+9/-0)
Corpses don't tell stories, cameras do.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 7 hoursMay 6, 2025 12:09:45 ago (+6/-0)
Sister in law years ago had a kid living in the neighborhood lighting sheds on fire property damage light theft and then siphoning gas. One of her neighbors heard a sound at night by her car and shot. Hit his head ( he lived) and everyone felt bad for him. Like how dare she. Even my sister in law felt bad for him and he burnt her shed down at 4am with her kids in her house that spread to the tree that almost caught her house on fire. That was near 20 years ago and people have only gotten more retarded since.
[ + ] xmasskull
[ - ] xmasskull 1 point 5 hoursMay 6, 2025 13:42:59 ago (+1/-0)
Make a date at your local range,asap.
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 12 points 8 hoursMay 6, 2025 10:30:56 ago (+12/-0)
if you really wanna catch em' all, you'll start noting which cars are coming in at night by license plate, kinda like an LPR database. Use excel. Plate, Make Model Year, any idetifying marks like dents/stickers/modifications.
Then figure out who's who. You can tell who doesn't live there if they come in and out the same night.
Just make sure the cams can capture the car clearly, and face is a bonus.
and obviously any dickhead biking in at night is going to be stealing.
Once you have that for a few weeks, you'll have some stats. I don't know enough about AI, but you could probably just drop those photos into an AI thingy and it will do the license plate/make/model/year thing for you.
[ + ] Trope
[ - ] Trope [op] 1 point 7 hoursMay 6, 2025 11:50:08 ago (+1/-0)