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FUCK THE COAST GUARD

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 15 hoursMay 7, 2025 08:35:25 ago (+8/-0)     (whatever)

If I want to name the boat I don’t have “The Twerking Negress,” then I should not be disallowed from doing that.


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[ - ] Peleg 4 points 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 10:27:41 ago (+4/-0)

The Bix Nood

[ - ] lolxd 2 points 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:20:10 ago (+2/-0)

The Sail Foam

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:43:37 ago (+1/-0)

The chum guzzler

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:28:56 ago (+1/-0)

Nick Gur’s Locker

[ - ] eongoat 1 point 11 hoursMay 7, 2025 12:30:43 ago (+1/-0)

The Jogger

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 12 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:47:26 ago (+1/-0)

I will name mine woogie boogie nigger

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 13 hoursMay 7, 2025 09:57:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nappy-Headed Twerkers

Does this one pass their "test"?

[ - ] racerxist 1 point 14 hoursMay 7, 2025 08:57:48 ago (+1/-0)

Thats right, my scow will be , Stabby toby

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 8 hoursMay 7, 2025 15:50:10 ago (+0/-0)

I registered my boat with the name Pyorrhitic Pachyderm in Tuscaloosa, Al.
Nobody there thought it was funny either.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 10 hoursMay 7, 2025 13:52:12 ago (+0/-0)

When I was a kid my dad had two small boats. One was a shallow water aluminum boat called the "the swamp bitch" and the other was a fiberglass boat called "the lake bitch".
We didn't go out on the ocean though.
Fishermen laughed, their wives scowled.
Good times

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 12 hoursMay 7, 2025 11:19:37 ago (+0/-0)

Agreed