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India & Pakistan Are About to Go to War. Can Anyone Explain What's Going On?

submitted by Scyber to AskUpgoat 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:11:02 ago (+4/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

World War Poo is about to start and I don't know anything about this shit. Someone explain it to me like a 5 year old retard.


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[ - ] CHIRO 4 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:18:17 ago (+4/-0)*

- Kashmir region claimed by both countries
- Fighting over it since the 20th century
- It has been administrated by India for a long time, but they relaxed things a little in 2019
- Anti-Indian groups have been attacking somewhat consistently in this region since 1989 (military and civilian targets)
- India's military has escalated counter-offensives beginning in 2016
- April 22, 2025: a group of militants attacks Indians in the city of Pahalgam in Kashmir (something like 26 Indians and 1 Nepali killed)
- India blamed Pakistan, accusing this of being a coordinated act of terrorism
- Pakistan denies accusation
- India launches offensive against Pakistan yesterday (May 6) with dozens of Pakistanis killed

I'm not sure exactly why they are throwing this into the media now since India has been bombing Pakistani targets for nearly a decade. This recent (allegedly defensive) attack by India is relatively serious, but I'm not really seeing how this is justifying people to talk about all-out war, much less nuclear strikes. I smell a red herring, but I could be very wrong and missing key information. These guys have been picking at one another for decades and always saying, "Okay, that's the last straw." And it just goes on like that.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:36:58 ago (+1/-0)

To distract from all the Trump team ass kicking going down now.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:51:08 ago (+2/-0)

The MAGA folks will support him no matter how battered and bruised he leaves them. Most of them have never played chess, much less 3 or 5 'D' chess. So their analysis of his 'chess playing' is just a hopeful cope.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:53:55 ago (+1/-0)

LOL, yeah... 'ass kicking'.

[ - ] Eliack 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:26:36 ago (+1/-0)

Well done. I should correct one thing though.

It has been administrated by India for a long time, but they relaxed things a little in 2019

It was the opposite actually, India revoked the special autonomous status of Jammu & Kashmir which further strained the relationships.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:34:26 ago (+1/-0)

No one cares paki

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:33:58 ago (+1/-0)

Apparently there was a "war" in 1999 and 2019 that nobody knew about. I sure never heard of it.
Which means this "war" will also amount to nothing except the ((media)) is focusing on it probably to create an excuse to import YET ANOTHER six billion poojeets and moojeets

[ - ] glooper 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 18:30:22 ago (+1/-0)

The Paki defense minster threatened to nuke the entire world last night, if somebody didn't step in and stop India.


We were one "alha akbar" away from having a very bad morning today. So now the packis can hold the entire world hostage they just learned....

[ - ] solomonpapermaster 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 19:10:14 ago (+1/-0)

Decades? More like centuries.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 dayMay 7, 2025 15:46:30 ago (+1/-0)

India = Hindu
Pakistan = Moslem

Used to all be one country before the great slaughters. They still intensely hate each other, and both claim the Kashmir region.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:36:27 ago (+0/-0)

India = subcontinentals
Pakistan = subcontinentals

Who cares what gods they put their ass up for. They are the same race

[ - ] 5BillionDeadniGGers 0 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:08:30 ago (+0/-0)

meh, those shitskins have done this kind of shit for decades now. some yelling and killing, but noone willing to commit.

probably some kikes started the whole thing

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:39:06 ago (+0/-0)

Nothing will ever happen

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 17:28:44 ago (+0/-0)*

Yes. They are both pajeets but hate each other for an artificially created reason.

Long time ago there was a land full of human shit where jeets lived happily burning their wives alive and swimming in rivers of faeces.
But a couple centuries ago some muxzie converted mongolians and Arabs conquered india. It was probably the millionth time India was conquered super easily because it has the weakest race on Earth. Anyway, the fake muzzie mongols managed to convert a very significant portion of jeets to fake muzzies themselves.

Then came the Brits and found tensions between two religious yet same racial groups. They gave a portion of jeetland to fake muzzie jeets and the bigger portion to hindu jeets.

The religious tensions still persist however, and they wanna kill each other to this day DESPITE being the SAME race and just because some of them put on different religious costumes

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 dayMay 7, 2025 18:53:09 ago (+0/-0)

Jew

Jews are up to something

Jewish bankers are doing something to make money

Jews in American politics need this to happen for some reason

Jews in Isreal want war with Iran and need a distraction

And finaly jews