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iSnark elected Pope! A goat in the Vatican and the first American Pope! USA!USA!USA!

submitted by paul_neri to WorldNews 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 19:17:08 ago (+9/-1)     (www.abc.net.au)

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-09/papal-conclave-live-updates-catholic-church-elects-next-pope/105238028



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[ - ] Love240 2 points 12 hoursMay 8, 2025 19:17:58 ago (+2/-0)

All catholics hail their new god!

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 23:23:38 ago (+0/-0)

There is but One True God, and I am not Him...

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 11 hoursMay 8, 2025 20:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

Keyboard cowards unite in arms to sit when they piss

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 23:22:55 ago (+1/-0)

Technically speaking, Any Catholic male in good standing with the Church CAN be chosen to be Pope. So while the odds are astronomically slim, It could conceivably happen.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 23:55:50 ago (+0/-0)

You'll need this helpful guide from the old Pope if you ever get elected:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEIYKEPKO0&pp=ygUTd2t1ayBwb3BlIHJvb3QgYmVlcg%3D%3D

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 0 points 8 hoursMay 8, 2025 23:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

This is no GOAT.

Pro ((( Open Borders )))
Pro LGBTQ+ Pedo-Faggots
Anti- "America First"

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 6 hoursMay 9, 2025 01:32:37 ago (+0/-0)

russia should add him and his vatican to their list of 'neo-liberal shit countries'

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 6 hoursMay 9, 2025 01:30:46 ago (+1/-0)

isnark is sad that they didn't appoint him as the first american pope. But that being said, I believe he would be the better pope of the two

[ - ] NegaroNegaroNeeegaro 0 points 50 secondsMay 9, 2025 08:01:54 ago (+0/-0)

irrelevant to my faith