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I Have Been Watching a Lot of Near Death Experience Video Recollections Lately….

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 7 hoursMay 9, 2025 07:52:24 ago (+2/-0)     (whatever)

…and just like people’s DMT trip stories, there are some commonalities in all of them. The one that infuriates me and makes me want to strangle the narrator are the claims that “and then I understood everything” or “I could see every event that every happened and every event that ever will.” or “I was shown that everything we think we know of this Earth is bullshit.”

And the people telling these stories NEVER have one fucking insight or detail about the nature of our existence. Like, you died and you know it all…tell me something special: “If you press really hard on your navel, your 3rd eye can join your spirit cock and have adventures. The Earthly eye can perceive your ethereal cock as a yellow, glowing mist…”

But these charlatans NEVER have one significant detail. You know everything that every happened and ever will? Who wins the NBA Finals next year? How long does America last for? Nothing. Never any concrete information. What day will you die for real? Nothing.


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[ - ] mahavishnunj 1 point 6 hoursMay 9, 2025 08:37:29 ago (+1/-0)

I've nearly died. The only profound insight I have is, "that was fucking close, don't want that again".

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 48 minutesMay 9, 2025 14:04:33 ago (+0/-0)

I think people who have really had NDEs don't talk about them much, if it all. Those who do are exaggerating or lying.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 0 points 1 hourMay 9, 2025 13:43:25 ago (+0/-0)

NDEs may be the basis for all religious beliefs. It's not a recent discovery.
Those stories of reincarnation, little kids who can recite details of the life and death of someone they couldn't possibly have know, are far more interesting.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1 hourMay 9, 2025 13:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

Then why all of these vague, open-ended statements like “It’s all bullshit” or “I saw every event that ever happened and every one that will” and not one fucking example. How is it all bullshit? Tell me when the world will end? When will America end? Who’s going to win the world series? How is Elvis doing? What’s up with Charles Manson? You get NOTHING SPECIFIC from these people.