I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010 - Upgoat

I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:35:35 ago (+26/-1) (whatever)

Their parents are detestable assholes. They gave them these androgynous, fake-WASP names (CLASSY!) that are sometimes even nigger-spelled to add to the annoyance.

Chase
Chance
Bruklin/Brooklyn
Riley
Peyton/Payton
Emory
Avery
Taylor
Sidney/Sydney
Jordan
Reagan

FUCK THESE NAMES AND OTHERS LIKE THEM. Give your daughter a feminine name, you fucking Commie.

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[ - ] CoronaHoax 8 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 07:47:31 ago (+8/-0)

We’re in an age of invented names. And ironically everyone still manages to choose the same ones often.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 1 point 6 minutesMay 13, 2025 15:02:33 ago (+1/-0)

I shit you not:

My buddy got a dog and named it June.
Three months later, my sister gets a dog and names it June.
My buddy has a daughter. Middle name: June.

I explained: “Following the trend?” To which he insisted the name was their own idea.

[ + ] NuckFiggers

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:28:14 ago (+0/-0)

That's not ironic

[ - ] wyrmblut 6 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:23:58 ago (+6/-0)

Or the parents who name their kids fucking last names. Harrison, Mackenzie, Greyson, etc Fuck you

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 0 points 5 minutesMay 13, 2025 15:03:49 ago (+0/-0)

Lmao yes those names are gay and stupid.

Entitled suburban white girls. Where rich European history is replaced with Starbucks and Target.

[ - ] WNwoman 5 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:21:18 ago (+5/-0)

I could not agree more. I’m extremely traditional when it comes to names. I cannot stand make names used on girls when there are so many beautiful feminine names. A special pet peeve are names ending in “son” which quite literally are supposed to be for sons.

Madison
Addison
Emerson
Carson

And then stealing Rory, which means king, Blake, Morgan, Taylor, all the last names trend. I could go on all day.

[ + ] Trope

[ - ] Trope 0 points 3 minutesMay 13, 2025 15:05:22 ago (+0/-0)

Knew a girl named Madison. Cute little responsible thing.

Saw that bitch years later at a bar with a mustache. Very self-mutilating. Likely long gone by now.

[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:40:13 ago (+5/-0)

Gen beta names I've heard so far

-zoriah

-zyala

There are far worse name out there than what's on your list.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 6 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:35:29 ago (+6/-0)

When "Khaleesi" hit the child naming scene I knew it was over.

[ + ] WNwoman

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:46:01 ago (+2/-0)

Don’t forget Daneryous too.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 5 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:04:33 ago (+4/-0)

Regan is ancient, but yeah, it's rough out there.

I also hate using given names that are occupational surnames: Sawyer, Mason, Cooper, Fletcher, Tanner, Taylor.
Why not Plumber or Manager or Roofer?

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:44:16 ago (+1/-0)

Still better than shitalkumar dikfukjeet

[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 4 points 7 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:06:39 ago (+4/-0)

Feel bad for mfs named Braedyn. id cite that shit on my emancipation papers.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:15:46 ago (+2/-0)

Imagine naming your child after a car you can't afford.

"Dinner's ready, Bentley."

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:14:13 ago (+3/-0)

Brookelynne
Ptoughneigh

It's all nonsense.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:48:37 ago (+3/-0)

How is that second one pronounced. Is it Daphne?

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 4 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 09:00:54 ago (+4/-0)

Like "Tony."

(It takes best parts of pterodactyl, dough, and neighbor to spell out the short version of "Anthony.")

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 09:01:29 ago (+1/-1)

Jesus Christ

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 09:03:11 ago (+2/-1)

KEK

[ + ] Hobama

[ - ] Hobama 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:44:51 ago (+0/-0)

Its the sound you make while sick and hacking up a fat lougie.

[ + ] Spaceman84

[ - ] Spaceman84 0 points 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:51:37 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t think anyone is actually named Ptougneigh. If you search it all you get are meme results.

[ + ] prototype

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1 hourMay 13, 2025 13:52:30 ago (+0/-0)

Ptoughneigh

You're a god damn genie you know that?

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2 hoursMay 13, 2025 12:52:18 ago (+1/-0)

The only Chase I’ve ever met is a dude.

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 29 minutesMay 13, 2025 14:39:22 ago (+0/-0)

It's wierd, but every single woman I have ever fucked's name ends with the eeeee sound

like julie and misty and kristy and carrie and shelly and mindy and amy and kerry and suzie and cindy and sherry and terry and mary and holly and molly and penny and nancy and tracy and you know what, so does my name here! WTF

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 59 minutesMay 13, 2025 14:09:55 ago (+0/-0)

"Her dog, or her cat... was named Vagyna"

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 3 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:30:41 ago (+0/-0)

I like the the name "fecker". As in "ain't he a cute lil' fecker?" And "you best get to splittin' that wood, fecker".

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

If I were to be blessed with another child and it was a girl, I would go with a normal, family name or maybe Ursula to honor Ms. Haverbeck.

These "new" names suck. I worked in a school system for over ten years and boy have I seen some shitty names.

[ - ] Darwintroll 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:41:48 ago (+0/-0)

I recently heard Brecklyn. WTF?!

[ - ] Eliack 0 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:32:59 ago (+0/-0)

Someone open a new thread for pretty female names. A few of the top off my head:

Elnaz
Layla
Aylin
Sevil
Lina
Elisa
Sonya

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 10:53:53 ago (+3/-0)

Elnaz-gesundheit

Layla- because a million jokes won't be made

Sevil- ugh you want a kid or a car ?

Lina- hey you wanna lina...this ....retard

Elisa?

Aylin again jokes

Sonya is nice. Normal

1/7 holy cow.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

These names all sound grossly ethnic to my ears.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 hoursMay 13, 2025 11:05:56 ago (+1/-0)

It's because they are. 😆

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:49:52 ago (+0/-0)

Its like ghetto classy. Which is not classy

[ - ] germ22 0 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:48:05 ago (+0/-0)

Probably this niggers fault. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpsRKuyi3Y

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 6 hoursMay 13, 2025 08:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

That came after all the special names.

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I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010 submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:35:35 ago (+26/-1) (whatever)

I Hate the Female Names of Women Whose Parents Named Them Between like 2000-2010
submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to whatever 8 hoursMay 13, 2025 06:35:35 ago (+26/-1) (whatever)