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Cops are tops
submitted by UncleDoug to Hiddenlol 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:16:48 ago (+16/-0) (files.catbox.moe)
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[ - ] registereduser 4 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:30:46 ago (+4/-0)

This needs to happen many times every day until they are all dead.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 12:33:07 ago (+3/-0)

Doesn't work. Their gang always hunts down and kills the resistors.
IE: the resistance never grows in number, it only gets smaller.

That said, I dont have a moral problem with your idea. It just wont work.

[ + ] RobertJHarsh

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 13:19:27 ago (+0/-0)

Killing members of their gang, even if one, is a win for the good guys.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 09:24:05 ago (+2/-0)

There is a 60% chance you are going to get hurt during a traffic stop and a 5% chance that the cop will.

We need equality in this nation. Either more of them get hurt or less of us. I'm good either way.

[ + ] NoRefunds

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 12:34:13 ago (+1/-0)

There is a 60% chance you are going to get hurt during a traffic stop

OK, fantastic. Now break down those stats by demographics

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 11:47:22 ago (+1/-0)

In the grand wise words of Tallest_Skil, "None of you are going to do a thing."

[ + ] Her0n

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 2 hoursMay 15, 2025 12:22:43 ago (+0/-0)

So wise.

Much leader.

Many wow.

[ + ] Autismo

[ - ] Autismo 0 points 46 minutesMay 15, 2025 13:59:51 ago (+0/-0)

Gay
Dragon