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If you can’t hold your breathe from A to B, you’re cooked🫵

submitted by bossman131 to random 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 15:42:18 ago (+9/-0)     (x.com)

https://x.com/NoContextHumans/status/1922981537194312007



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[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 16:08:14 ago (+2/-0)

Mid-30s, smoked 17 years:

It's 30 seconds. For the last five seconds, I'm definitely beginning the dying process.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 hourMay 15, 2025 19:40:50 ago (+0/-0)

40,barely did it but I did it.barely. Pretty sure I've smoked longer.

New plan: make sure you can outrun whatever you need to hold your breath 31 seconds for.

[ - ] fnbs 1 point 1 hourMay 15, 2025 19:43:51 ago (+1/-0)

I went through it twice plus about 10 seconds...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 12 minutesMay 15, 2025 21:23:34 ago (+0/-0)

I did it twice too. I've also smoked about a pack of cigarettes a day for the past 30 years.

When I was a teenager I could swim the length of our pool underwater four or five times. Probably can't anymore, but seems like I still have decent lung capacity.

[ - ] Her0n 0 points 52 minutesMay 15, 2025 20:43:23 ago (+0/-0)

I smoke pot often and cigars occasionally, I could do the video and continue to hold I to the next countdown to 16 seconds before I had to exhale, was at 14 before I had to inhale.

38 years old

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:45:32 ago (+0/-0)

I did it.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 3 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:41:52 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine you had this as a requirement to get hired for a job

[ - ] Questionable_2 0 points 5 hoursMay 15, 2025 16:02:05 ago (+0/-0)

I guess I'm not done quite yet.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 4 hoursMay 15, 2025 17:27:37 ago (+0/-1)

Common people. Start practicing. Should do at least a minute.