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Hey I’m fucked up a bit. Can we set a reminder on that guy who’s in jail.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 3 hoursMay 18, 2025 19:47:04 ago (+11/-0)     (whatever)

Jails sucks. Idk man. I hope he’s doin alright. We should celebrate when he comes back. He’s literally in a cage right now. Or maybe he’s walking around with a bunch of dickheafs. Idk If yall ever been in jail but it blows. Anyways we should celebrate when he comes back. Just so he knows he’s got the love of the community. You cold hearted bastards probably don’t care but I do.


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[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 21:08:04 ago (+4/-0)

It's a raw deal, he could have beat the charges with small changes.

Like an open bottle in the residence, and saying he has been drinking after the ride, and crashed due to being distraught not drunk.

Or just not talking

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 22 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:46:00 ago (+1/-0)

The way he tells the story, seems like he would have had options.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 14 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:53:45 ago (+0/-0)

When you have the Right to remain silent. use it!

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 20:59:25 ago (+3/-0)

I would prefer it if you worried about me a little more. Just sayin'.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 21:02:55 ago (+4/-0)

Don't worry paul, I'm here keeping track of you. ALWAYS.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 21:05:43 ago (+1/-0)

I am worried!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 21:06:59 ago (+2/-0)

I would be too with all the bird flu surrounding australia. Probably should get vaxxed again just to be safe bro.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 hourMay 18, 2025 21:09:33 ago (+1/-0)

You're just being mean!

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 hourMay 18, 2025 21:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

stahhhhp, I'm not anal tard. I just want to see how long and how many vaxxes it takes. For science n' sheeeeeeit.

[ - ] Autismo 1 point 1 hourMay 18, 2025 21:24:54 ago (+1/-0)

That guy who is getting pounded in prison because he dropped the soap now has an anal fistula .

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 hourMay 18, 2025 21:26:44 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds awful. I hope you're wrong. Don't they send "minor offenders" to nice prisons?

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 31 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:36:20 ago (+2/-0)

Jail is local and for sentences of 1 day to 1 year. Far less intense than prison.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 30 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:37:54 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds better. But a year! I wouldn't last more than a night which is why I'm so law abiding.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 18 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:49:57 ago (+1/-0)

You'd last, but it wouldn't be all that fun. Then they let you out at some weird time of night.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 3 hoursMay 18, 2025 19:59:12 ago (+3/-0)

You cold hearted bastards probably don’t care but I do.

Damn bro, YOU of all people calling me cold?

Bottled_Tears- "I was sentenced to 30 days" 05/15/2025 15:57:54

Saturday June 14th........so probably Friday the 13th or Monday the 16th.

We'll look for him then.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 20:21:18 ago (+1/-0)

Solid suggestion, Saint

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 hoursMay 18, 2025 19:58:05 ago (+0/-0)

Don't act like a Nigger.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 20:32:48 ago (+2/-0)

Cops act like niggers

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 2 hoursMay 18, 2025 20:33:24 ago (+1/-0)

The two things are not mutually exclusive.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 13 minutesMay 18, 2025 22:54:36 ago (+0/-0)

All it takes is one nigger...