it has a date - Upgoat - "what's upgoat?"

it has a date
submitted by boekanier to whatever 8 hoursMay 19, 2025 00:54:23 ago (+18/-0) (pomf.lain.la)
https://pomf.lain.la/f/m1aeljm5.jpeg

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 04:14:46 ago (+0/-0)

These people are delusional.

Well he isn't. He knew he had to use a filter so he's just a straight-up liar.

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1 hourMay 19, 2025 07:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

Should have been in funny. I'm still laughing.

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 04:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

That's how murders happen.

[ - ] DivineLight2 1 point 2 hoursMay 19, 2025 06:20:56 ago (+1/-0)

He looks nasty on the right and like a man in a wig on the left. Has to be a troll.

[ - ] Cunty 4 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 01:29:46 ago (+4/-0)

*had. Ftfy.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 10 points 8 hoursMay 19, 2025 01:00:14 ago (+10/-0)

Pic on right doesn’t pass. I hope it gets killed.

[ - ] Trope 8 points 8 hoursMay 19, 2025 01:01:21 ago (+8/-0)

Imagine sitting down and this thing arrives.

Like something out of a comedy.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 01:04:33 ago (+7/-0)

What would you do? I’d probably just get up and leave and never get on the internet again. Maybe I’d try to kill it.

[ - ] Trope 6 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 01:46:00 ago (+6/-0)

Probably call my best bud as I’m leaving and be like: “You ain’t gonna fucking believe this…”

[ - ] albatrosv15 0 points 1 hourMay 19, 2025 07:11:14 ago (+0/-0)

I would laugh maniacally. Or hysterically. Maybe both.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 34 minutesMay 19, 2025 08:29:54 ago (+0/-0)

I would be forced to call it a faggot and laugh at it. If it's at a restaurant I'd say "hey waiter, I ordered a woman! What the hell is this?".

[ - ] dassar 3 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 03:16:42 ago (+3/-0)

Buwhahahha, be like 'where's the camera, am i on some stupid prank video' as i make to leave.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 03:15:26 ago (+1/-0)

IKR, straight off im thinking 'wtf is wrong with her?'

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 1 hourMay 19, 2025 07:40:07 ago (+0/-0)

him.

That's not a her!