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[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:55:28 ago (+2/-0)

In the United States you have your choice of freezing weather hurricanes tornadoes earthquakes firestorms. For earthquakes and firestorms choose the West Coast for freezing weather choose the Midwest or Northeast. For tomatoes and sometimes hurricanes choose the southeast or midwest. For hurricanes and tornadoes choose Florida the East Coast and the Gulf coast.

There's also the occasional killer heat and killer Winters with the power out.

Then of course there's the worst of them all which is crime which can be in any place depending on where you live.

So tell me the perfect place to go.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:00:27 ago (+1/-0)

Contrary to it might have sounded like I've said, there is no perfect place. There are only places that best meet your standards and criteria.

This would be a terrible place to wage slave or have a state-licensed business, and it's often the #1 most unaffordable in the US. The weather and environment are also #1, but in the positive sense. Best surfing in the US, but some of the most braindead lefties. Used to be around zero, but up to 1.9% niggers now.

To find the perfect place for you, make a list of your criteria, then study maps for weather, demographics, economics, etc. It goes quicker when you eliminate the most false positives first.

[ - ] ElementalPee 2 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 10:33:45 ago (+2/-0)

I remember a young woman who lived in an area with tornadoes tell me about how she would never live in California because she'd be terrified of earthquakes. Tried to tell her that usually they're pretty small and 9 times out of 10 you barely even notice them. Of course, she's right to not want to live in California, just for other reasons.

[ - ] Markshirley 2 points 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 10:34:43 ago (+2/-0)

riots fires and mudslides

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:47:30 ago (+0/-0)

If you don't live in a city, have an unprotected house in a fire zone, or live at the base of an unstable slope, you'll have no worries about those.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 1 point 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:00:04 ago (+1/-0)

"just for other reasons."

Because we're full. Overfull, even.

There were 4 people killed when the earthquake destroyed the town 35 years ago. The main difference between earthquakes and tornados/hurricanes is the frequency and predictability. Destructive earthquakes occur once in tens or hundreds of years, and they only happen on fault lines. Lots of small earthquakes are good.

The predictability part is helpful in avoiding destruction and/or death, as we know not to live in the east San Francisco Bay Area (Hayward fault) or along the Oregon and Washington state coasts (Juan de Fuca fault). Thousands will be killed in the Bay Area, and possibly tens of thousands killed when the north American plate snaps back up from the Cascadia Subduction Zone.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 12:54:41 ago (+1/-0)

Why not just kys? Being unalive is the best way to prevent death.

Or maybe danger is a defining feature of life.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:17:51 ago (+0/-0)

I'm fine with people taking foolish risks, but I do judge them for dying of poor choices. Three video sites keep me informed on all the behaviors to avoid if I wish to continue enjoying life.

https://theworldwatch.com/
https://watchpeopledie.tv/
https://kaotic.com/ (some porn)

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 12:37:00 ago (+1/-0)

I mean you could say the same for other states.

Florida: Hurricanes, nogs, yids, gators and FloridaMan

California: mostly yids, Douchcanoesom and wannabe thugniggaz

New York: jews

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:26:17 ago (+1/-0)

Tornado territory most resembles what America is supposed to be like. Freedom.

Though freedom is dying here too, it is still far better than whatever shithole you live in.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 12:24:36 ago (+0/-0)

https://pomf.lain.la/f/iyuuy2cg.jpeg

I drew the short straw and had no choice. As you can see, we have a severe erosion problem.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks for taking the bullet. a plaque in your honor will be hung on The Wall™️ that blocks off California from the rest of America.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:25:07 ago (+0/-0)

I call for the wall separating the coast from the inlanders to be rebuilt, and entry prohibited.

[ - ] Joe_McCarthy 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:40:23 ago (+0/-0)

Funny.

That would actually be somewhat on the order of a proper idea. Not at all feasible of course - but inland California and rich, bourgeois, coastal California are not the same place. By now there are plenty of school age spics in affluent areas like Santa Barbara or South Bay though.

If you're about to die anyway and are rich coastal Cal is the place to be.

But no one is maintaining the bullshit lifestyle much longer.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:08:32 ago (+1/-0)*

The US is uniquely prone to tornadoes. People have to live somewhere. "Tornado alley" is a huge chunk of the country.

Edit - The frequency of tornadoes is due to weather patterns getting channeled in between the Rockies and the Appalachians. Tornadoes happen elsewhere, but are particularly prevalent in the US.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:44:16 ago (+0/-0)

https://hazards.fema.gov/nri/Content/Images/StaticPageImages/map-tornado_risk.png

It is, and I'd avoid that region like I'd avoid any other death zone (hurricanes, niggers, freezing, etc).

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:35:44 ago (+1/-0)

Now imagine being here in Georgia where you get tornadoes, hurricanes, freezing, 100F temps, niggers, and the occasional earthquake just for a giggle.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:53:47 ago (+0/-0)

Lived near Tallapoosa in the 70s. Way before that new highway. Temps and niggers were worst. The corrupted English variant spoken there was not so good either. I worked hard to avoid picking up the awful accent in Pennsyltucky. Didn't live in Georgia long enough for that to be a problem.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:57:31 ago (+0/-0)

Where would you go and I'll tell you the problems there.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 4 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:44:23 ago (+0/-0)

I've been on the California coast for 44 years and have no plans to go anywhere else.

Problems: Overpopulation, braindead lefty politics, most unaffordable town, 1.9% niggers.

I used to look, but now accept that there's no place that doesn't have worse problems, and far fewer positives. Have lived in northern Wisconsin, central Pennsylvania, and northwest Georgia. (+ Aschaffenburg, Germany)

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:07:57 ago (+2/-1)

Ky isn't really considered a nader zone though

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 14:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

Results for "tornado alley" say it's expanding east. It's interesting that the tornado zone pretty much matches the half of the US that 80% of the population is crammed into, except for the northeast.

https://hazards.fema.gov/nri/Content/Images/StaticPageImages/map-tornado_risk.png

[ - ] Markshirley 1 point 7 hoursMay 19, 2025 10:30:23 ago (+1/-0)

to be fair they're so spread out now that virtually everywhere is a tornado zone, look at michigan for example

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 6 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:13:30 ago (+0/-0)

I read about a barn roof being damaged by a tornado years ago, but there are effectively zero tornadoes in California. There probably aren't any until you go east enough to hit the tornado plains states.

*I flew through a dust devil at 800 feet in the early nineties. (Beside the Harris Ranch airport on 5) Kind of like a baby tornado, but they die after a few minutes.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 5 hoursMay 19, 2025 11:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Flew through it in what?

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 3 hoursMay 19, 2025 13:59:34 ago (+0/-0)

Cessna 152. https://www.flyouts.com/en/vliegtuig/cessna-152

Home runway was 150 feet wide. Runway at Harris ranch was around 20 feet wide. Haha, "I'm supposed to land on THAT?"

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 33 minutesMay 19, 2025 17:15:30 ago (+0/-0)

Why are you such a pussy?