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dangus: "ok Queeri, so you've been shopping. Bore us".
paul: "if you're going to be like that, dangus, I'm not going to bother".
dangus:"ok, ok. I'm a bit tetchy at the moment. Kids in bed and I'm sitting here in a silent house.Be nice to have a partner".
paul: " Yeah @UncleDoug has been hanging out for a TradWife for a very long time but he sets his sights too high. I said to him, I said: 'mate, mate, if any woman looks in your direction you ugly mule slip a ring on her finger.'. He didn't seem to appreciate my help on the subject but there's some truth there. Good looks and big tits don't mean much in the scheme of things".
dangus: "ffs shithead what-did-you-buy?".
paul: Liquorice tea because I read liquorice is good for the gut and I eat lots of it so I thought I'd try the tea".
dangus: and?
paul:I'm yet to try it.
dangus: Oh ffs. Go and try it and then come on-line and tells us about it dimshits!
paul: I guess so.Thanks dangus. Always good to talk to ya.

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