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My Uber driver today was an elderly female street shitter.

submitted by PeckerwoodPerry to whatever 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 22:54:33 ago (+13/-0)     (whatever)

I should have cancelled the ride and ordered a new driver, but I was in a hurry to get home after work. Normally I'd just walk home, but it was hot as fuck today, and I didn't bring my water bottle and a tank top. Anyway, one of the worst drivers I've had. She was two footing the pedals, I could tell because she accelerated and hit the brakes at the same time. She came dangerously close to plowing through a guy on a motorcycle at an intersection, literally hit the brakes within 20 feet of the bike and jerked it to a stop within five feet of the guy. He must have been shitting his pants. Speaking of shit, the car smelled like human shit, BO, and nag champa. I should have fuckin walked.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 6 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 23:02:01 ago (+6/-0)

I refuse to give non-whites my business for many years now when I can.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 2 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 23:04:44 ago (+2/-0)

Good policy, I try to do the same. I chose convenience and comfort over common sense today. It was a poor decision.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 06:47:30 ago (+1/-0)

Wait...how did you GET to work?

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 09:43:24 ago (+0/-0)

Well don't take Uber then.

[ - ] xmasskull 5 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 23:20:45 ago (+5/-0)

Some life-lessons must be learned the hard way.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 3 weeksMay 23, 2025 23:50:47 ago (+3/-0)

Ewww. Sorry.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 07:23:12 ago (+2/-0)

But then again it did save the rest of the world from seeing you walking in a tank top.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 02:44:47 ago (+2/-0)

Grats on not dying.

[ - ] boekanier 2 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 00:28:13 ago (+2/-0)

Do you think she has a driver's licence?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry [op] 3 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 01:01:37 ago (+3/-0)

I'm sure she does. It's probably easier for people like that to get a license than it is to get a library card.

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 0 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 09:44:35 ago (+0/-0)

In most states if you are 18, you do not have to do a practical test or undergo any type of education or graduated licensing (restrictions). It's specifically to allow illiterate immigrants to drive.

After all, if the Mexicans couldn't drive on a Mexican drivers license, how'd the houses get built?

Our 16 yr Olds who know how to read and drive are forced into school.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 3 weeksMay 24, 2025 11:50:42 ago (+0/-0)

You knew that when you ordered the ride, no?