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Products that I know you don't like anyways.

submitted by WhatColorIsYourTigerCage to whatever 3 weeksMay 25, 2025 23:26:24 ago (+3/-1)     (whatever)

I hear everybody lame talking about how if they had a time machine that they would go back in time and kill baby Hitler...

If I had a chance to go back and unalive somebody(somebodies), it would be:
1. That fucker that made margarine.
2. That fucking POS that invented "Miracle Whip"


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[ - ] Sleazy -1 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2025 23:39:31 ago (+0/-1)

fuck off, we're full

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 00:52:17 ago (+1/-1)

"Stop spreading flat earth facts because it scares away new people and makes us all look weird"

"Hey new person, fuck off, we are full. On your way out kill all the niggers and jews."

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 01:34:48 ago (+1/-1)

if the earth was flat the sun would always be visible

i can measure a shadow

fuck off we're full

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 04:52:15 ago (+0/-0)

Why would the sun always be visible? For starters gas particles in the sky block out sunlight. Secondly, the human eyeball doesnt see forever, it has a vanishing point.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 19:19:55 ago (+0/-0)

You dont have any facts y0u brainless homo

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 19:24:55 ago (+0/-0)

Fact number 1. Gas pressure requires physical containment. The theory of gravity doesnt magically hold in Earths gas pressure. Gasses are created at ground level and float upwards, defying "gravity" this is because bouyance and density are the only 2 factors involved.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 19:19:22 ago (+0/-1)

"Your mum"

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 07:24:44 ago (+0/-0)

I would slay Abraham, and the dude that invented auto-tune.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:24:48 ago (+0/-0)

Killing Abraham wouldn't really solve the JQ.

[ - ] Volf 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 05:13:29 ago (+1/-0)

Margarine makes butter cheaper for me, at least.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:22:07 ago (+0/-0)

I don't follow?

How does margarine make butter cheaper for you?

[ - ] Volf 0 points 3 weeksMay 27, 2025 18:04:20 ago (+0/-0)

Because if margarine didn't exist, all the people who eat margarine would instead be eating butter, driving up demand for butter, thereby driving up the price of butter.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 28, 2025 17:02:02 ago (+0/-0)

That is awful logic.

[ - ] Volf 0 points 2 weeksMay 31, 2025 10:02:37 ago (+0/-0)

Why?

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 2 weeksJun 1, 2025 14:16:08 ago (+0/-0)

Because those folks that call themselves "jews" are not the true jews of the bible.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 15:09:53 ago (+1/-0)

That spray cheese as well. A British friend ages ago asked me why Americans eat it and why were obsessed with it. I said a, they don't really jus kids and b, we generally know it's fucking awful.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:23:50 ago (+0/-0)

I think the only application for spray "cheese" is to use it like a syringe and injected it into hotdogs.

[ - ] Trope 3 points 3 weeksMay 25, 2025 23:42:27 ago (+3/-0)

You can say “Kill someone” here.

Shit, you can even say kill all the niggers and make sure you kill all the jews too.

As for margarine: Prior to industrialized seed oils, degenerative disease was uncommon. The chemist who created the machine lubricant does not deserve to die - but the kikes who decided to market it towards people as an alternative to butter deserve to be blood eagled.

As for miracle whip, mayonnaise with sugar is just a strange product for strange people.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage [op] 0 points 3 weeksMay 26, 2025 22:21:27 ago (+0/-0)

>Shit, you can even say kill all the niggers and make sure you kill all the jews too.

Kill all the jews.

>The chemist who created the machine lubricant does not deserve to die - but the kikes who decided to market it towards people as an alternative to butter deserve to be blood eagled.

I like the blood eagle idea... Now we just need a time machine.