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submitted by boekanier to whatever 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 00:55:15 ago (+31/-0)     (pomf.lain.la)

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[ - ] CHIRO 10 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 01:22:41 ago (+10/-0)*

Credit where credit is due: bottom left has stayed in remarkably good shape. Would.

My first manual nut was thanks to Pam Anderson in Baywatch. This makes me feel old yet superior. Gen Z, you have Zendaya. We had Pam. We are not the same.

🎵 I'LL BE READY NEVER YOU FEAR 🎵

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 01:31:07 ago (+3/-0)

FOREVER AND ALWÀAAAAAAAYS

IM ALWAYS HEEEEEEERE

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 01:36:10 ago (+1/-0)

SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 02:46:59 ago (+2/-0)

She looks vegan.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 04:48:50 ago (+3/-2)

If she was vegan she wouldn’t have rolls.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:49:07 ago (+2/-0)

Plenty a vegans are fat. You guys just eat junk food because it's vegan and get fat or frail. No other way

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 13:11:31 ago (+1/-0)

No vegans are statistically the skinniest people.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 18:47:43 ago (+0/-0)

That would probably be Breatharians.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 19:35:41 ago (+0/-0)

Never seen any stats on them.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 19:51:42 ago (+1/-0)

Given the diet is exclusively through the breath, a True Breatharian is pretty damn skinny. Fun fact: The Chief nigger Breatharian of the Breatharian Institute was caught eating a burger at McDonalds.

I paid $5 to go listen to that street nigger from NYC when he first came to California in the early 80s. Was in a room with around 30 new age/hippies who were 'eating it up'. One of my first exposures to California culture. Then, of course, the Breatharian Institute in Marin became a thing.

"I have to be careful with my breath when walking past restaurants or I'll overeat". - Wiley Brooks

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 20:11:37 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah doubt there are many true breathetarians.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 08:42:34 ago (+0/-0)

They ded

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 12:24:39 ago (+0/-0)

That, or they had to backslide to the precursor 'Fruitarian stage' on a semi regular basis.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 08:43:09 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 weeksMay 30, 2025 08:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

Muh stats!
Cope moar

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 03:47:35 ago (+2/-0)

Came here to say the first line. You're a man of taste.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:47:25 ago (+2/-0)

You think anyone faps to zendaya? Lmaoooo people just puke when they see her on screen

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:56:35 ago (+2/-0)

Fine, they have Rachel Zegler lol.

Naw, the point was today's me-too generation doesn't have anything of the kind. They have OnlyFans.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:06:18 ago (+1/-0)

Rachel zegler 🤢

It's all degeneracy. Sure, now the degeneracy is extreme and omnipresent, but the degeneracy of your generation is what started this slippery slope

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:19:12 ago (+0/-0)

for sure

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 10:00:34 ago (+2/-0)

I had "Under Siege" on a VHS tape just for pulling manuals while watching Erika pop out of the cake dancing.

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 10:15:45 ago (+1/-0)

Haha, iconic

Nobody has to sneak around fast-forwarding and rewinding vhs tapes to land on the titties anymore.

Plus, when you were done, you got to enjoy a first-rate Seagal movie.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:15:24 ago (+1/-0)

Zendaya are you kidding? Couldn’t be uglier.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:38:10 ago (+2/-0)

Precisely

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:30:17 ago (+1/-0)

Zendaya is leader of the "unfuckable women generation".

[ - ] PuddinTame 0 points 2 weeksJun 1, 2025 02:02:16 ago (+0/-0)

So charitable!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 06:30:51 ago (+5/-3)

Women peak at 18.
After that, if they haven't found a soulmate, it's a long, ugly ride to the grave.

If a woman hasn't sync'd with a man by then, she'll settle for any random Joe that doesn't care about her body count and she'll never be happy.

Sorry, dear... we are not equal.

[ - ] NeverHappened 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:38:21 ago (+2/-0)

No.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses -1 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 10:08:18 ago (+0/-1)

No she screamed as she tugged fistfuls of hair.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 11:27:06 ago (+1/-0)

I'm not following. I just take issue with pedo-adjacent talk around here.
Women are very malleable. There is no one "soul mate" for each of us and no one should be happy all the time. Men and women are not equal but two sides of the same coin.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 19:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

There's a HUGE difference between 12 and 18.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 04:53:23 ago (+4/-2)

Sorry guys theyre still not willing to date you.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 07:02:54 ago (+2/-0)

just TWIST the gotdam knife!!

[ - ] hylo 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:27:14 ago (+1/-0)

You wouldn't want those high mileage ass holes anyway.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 10:39:44 ago (+1/-0)

They’ve got all the expansion they can get already.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 10:48:04 ago (+0/-0)

in theory, yes, but the high-milers really know dey business

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 19:54:02 ago (+1/-0)

I don't care what they say, I'm still unavailable.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:58:44 ago (+0/-0)

Hahaha

Hence, the reason to look up to Tommy Lee as a young guy. We have to chase something.

[ - ] Reunto 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 01:31:42 ago (+1/-0)

What's wrong with bottom left?

[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 2 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 03:48:26 ago (+2/-0)

Just age, but she aged as gracefully as a woman can hope to, and she should be proud of herself.

[ - ] Ragnar 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:50:39 ago (+1/-0)

Old and ugly

[ - ] boekanier [op] 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 02:31:29 ago (+0/-0)

too skinny maybe?

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 09:55:20 ago (+0/-0)

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine. That's what's wrong with her.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 01:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

P9st on news.com.au today on erika eleniak "back in the swimsuit after...."

Yeah the 'now' picture was 1000% NOT erika eleniak.

Journos are dumb as fuck.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 16:45:19 ago (+0/-0)*

I have no clue who any of these NES quality pixels are.

Reverse image searched. Erika Eleniak looks awful, but this is shopped to make her look worse. Donna D'Errico looks absolutely incredible still and that pic ain't her. No idea who bottom middle is. Bottom right who I already forgot is an absolute whale.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:46:17 ago (+0/-0)

At least the bottom left didn't balloon up!

The top right is roasty Helena, except she hit the wall at birth

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 2 weeksMay 29, 2025 08:35:02 ago (+0/-0)

I called it with Ginger and Maryanne all those decades ago, Maryanne aged nicely, everyone else's pick got scary looking.