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Talked to a schizo today on the beach

submitted by Saintdindufromthelandofnuffins to Schizophrenia 5 daysJun 9, 2025 20:37:07 ago (+11/-1)     (Schizophrenia)

We kept heading into shade and in one of the shade holes there was this character under a tree talking friendly to a passerby. While I joined the shade I noticed he had been mashing a mango into his mouth and his beard was almost completely mango. But deeply, consistently, like days and days worth of mango jammed into his face. His hands were all sand and mango. I thought I had possibly found The Reincarnation of Buddha so instead of pleasantries I went directly to life questions. Where are you from. Where did you get the mango. And now you're eating it under a tree. Everyday? Fantastic. We determined that we are both English and Scottish Etc.

Boy he reminded me of myself in my late twenties. Good looking kid. Great face. But he was all over the place and it looked terminal. He kept talking about the polarities. How standing on your hands eases your relationship with the polarities. I was tempted to ask him if he meant standing on your hands cured schizophrenia

My guess is he grew up rich and gave up on life early. But he stood up and he was about 5'9. I wondered if that was bothering him. Poor kid

He would say "mmm" to everything. Fascinating character. When he realized I wasn't trying to bully him or offer him scripture he became very friendly.

I challenged my passenger to stop somewhere and ask ugly girls if they would ever date someone under 5'10. To show her where this guy's wife options went. We didn't do it but it would have been fun.


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[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 5 daysJun 9, 2025 22:09:39 ago (+2/-0)

That’s really sad. I had a friend I hung out with often before I got married and moved away. I found out a few years ago that she is now schizophrenic. She posts bizarre things online, always thinks people are stalking her and claims to have invented something. Apparently her grandmother is also schizophrenic, maybe it’s hereditary?

The worst part is that no one can help them because they are adults. Families get them committed, they start meds and begin to function. Then they stop taking the meds because they feel they don’t need them and the cycle starts again.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 2 points 5 daysJun 10, 2025 01:07:08 ago (+2/-0)*

I have this weird thing where I think kikes are money laundering the money we give them through taxes supporting Israel and even the forced kosher shit and they are using it to establish jew community safe havens up and down the coast and across highways throughout the world.

What would you prescribe to me if you were a doctor?

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 5 daysJun 10, 2025 06:08:18 ago (+1/-0)

I'd recommend something to distract your attention. Organizing and building the world's largest crematorium perhaps

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 5 daysJun 9, 2025 23:23:48 ago (+1/-0)

I intend to bring a mango to heaven with me when I die so I can grab God by the collar and say, "Why did You put such a ridiculous seed in this otherwise perfect fruit?"

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 5 daysJun 10, 2025 07:19:23 ago (+1/-0)

A seedless mango would rot super quick. Also, it would have to be a much smaller mango. I go through a couple mangos a week, and I can tell you from experience that a full sized seedless mango would be too much mango.

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 5 daysJun 9, 2025 22:35:06 ago (+1/-0)

Word of advice.
DONT FEED THE LOCALS

See the documentary, “Gremlins”

Especially here with Floridaman…

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 5 daysJun 9, 2025 22:33:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well there are a lot of people who believe that if you align your body with Earth's polarities which definitely exist and NASA shows then good things happen to you so he's not like totally out of this world off the Wall believing totally non-existent things. The standing on your head bit is a bit of a new twist but then again women go to yoga all the time in their yoga gurus when they're not trying to f*** them tell them how they can breathe and bring their shocker together and all this other stuff that they'll be better. And don't forget feng shui is all about aligning your house and everything in it with the Earth's fields so that everything works better.

So I'm not sure I'd say he's schizophrenic.

[ - ] yesiknow 0 points 5 daysJun 10, 2025 06:10:21 ago (+0/-0)

If you align your body with earth's polarities. NASA equals smart so that makes it smart.

Yeah of course a schizophrenic isn't outside of reality if you aren't

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 5 daysJun 9, 2025 20:43:03 ago (+2/-1)

yer lucky he didnt cut out your liver for brekky

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 daysJun 9, 2025 21:45:09 ago (+3/-0)

Mango Man murders another Dindu

[ - ] Master_B 0 points 5 daysJun 10, 2025 01:13:45 ago (+0/-0)

Was this the Maui guy?

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 5 daysJun 9, 2025 23:05:04 ago (+0/-0)

Why was he smashing mangos in his face?