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Cock blocked

submitted by UncleDoug to Australia 3 daysJun 12, 2025 04:18:22 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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Unlikely suspect caught red-handed over failed rocket launch in Bowen, Qld

Gilmour Space Technologies was due to launch its 23m Eris rocket on May 15 from a cattle paddock in Bowen, but it was aborted after an issue in the ground support system was identified.

Gilmour Space posted a photo of a suspect cockatoo chewing electrical wires at its launch pad in Bowen.


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[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 05:24:49 ago (+6/-0)*

Those fucking birds are nothing to fuck with, their beak is the prototype for the modern bolt cutter, had one on my shoulder in Jamaica, they were imported along with a few dozen peacock and peahens, I felt a pinch on my shoulder and then wild tugging and flapping, the fucking teradachtel had a hold of my shirt but that fucker was looking to dissect me but got the shirt instead and now he's trying to fly off with it and he wouldn't back off until the servant wacked it with a broom, and then the peacock fan their tails and start hissing, what a fucking moment that was...I was saved by a nigger "shebroom"...I still have the shirt, the holes left by that fucking bird where it grabbed the material look like they were scissored...but no doubt they make great pets.

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 07:36:15 ago (+3/-0)

Upvoted for the "saved by a nigger shebroom" comment.

I loled and everyone around looked at me like I was crazy. Good morning sir.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 09:28:50 ago (+1/-0)

@Peleg ...NOTED

[ - ] hylo 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 13:36:51 ago (+0/-0)

Not as good as pitbulls, though!

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 2 daysJun 13, 2025 08:11:30 ago (+1/-0)

The name Bowen doesn't help.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 05:03:24 ago (+3/-0)

Brought to you by Australian Research and Space Exploration.

You can find them here

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 2 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 05:13:48 ago (+2/-0)

LOL, ARSE 🍑

[ - ] CaptainMongo 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 06:37:32 ago (+1/-0)

Test Payload Consists Of One Jar Of Vegemite...

Am Rather Surprised Armored Cabling Not Used In Exposed Locations

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 06:32:12 ago (+1/-0)

He was a cutie.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 04:49:16 ago (+1/-0)

It's for the birds anyway.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 3 daysJun 12, 2025 04:37:28 ago (+1/-0)

Fucken...

STRAYA CUNT

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 16:42:18 ago (+0/-0)

How can you launch rockets when your country is upside down?

[ - ] UncleDoug [op] 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 19:12:43 ago (+0/-0)

Tell me you’re not a flat tard.

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 19:26:02 ago (+0/-0)

There different sides of a globe.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 19:25:17 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 12:29:07 ago (+0/-0)

Yea nah nah yea fahkin oif mayte! Pool yah heedaayut mayte!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 09:49:47 ago (+0/-0)

I am waiting for the news media to blame Putin. Remember that dolphin that was "Putin's agent?"

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 3 daysJun 12, 2025 07:13:51 ago (+0/-0)

tell me your space program is shit without saying it's shit