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Jesus was...

submitted by Master_Foo to whatever 1 dayJun 15, 2025 11:12:37 ago (+2/-8)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 3 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 11:44:40 ago (+3/-0)

No he wasn’t. Good grief

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 13:00:03 ago (+0/-0)

Are you saying this because it isn't in the Bible?
Or because you don't like what's in the Bible?
Or because you never bothered to read the Bible?

The first option is incorrect.
The second and third options are plausible.

[ - ] FreeinTX 1 point 1 dayJun 15, 2025 11:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

That isn't even true.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 13:00:51 ago (+0/-0)

Well, it is true.
It's in the Bible.
You just never bothered to read the Bible.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 23 hoursJun 15, 2025 15:27:56 ago (+0/-0)

Which verses suggest that Christ was an illegal alien?

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 17 hoursJun 15, 2025 20:44:53 ago (+0/-0)

The meme says nothing about legality.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 17 hoursJun 15, 2025 21:39:03 ago (+0/-0)

By your definition everyone was undocumented, shyster.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 16 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:12:06 ago (+0/-0)

It's not my meme, I just posted it because I knew Christ-Cucks get triggered by true facts.
Next time just say, "Oh yeah, that's factual".
Then stop worshipping Jews.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 15 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

The only "true fact" is your pulpil on a daily basis.

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 16 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:29:28 ago (+0/-0)

In this country, an "undocumented alien" is an illegal alien. It's the polite way to refer to them.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 16 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

Well, we aren't talking about this country, we are talking about Judea and Egypt within the Roman Empire.

But, if you want to call Jesus a border jumping Illegal Alien, I won't stop you.

Just be honest about it and admit that the meme isn't talking about legality.
It's just nothing, factually, that he was:
A refugee, True.
Undocumented, True.

Why are you so upset about the life of your Lord and Savior?

[ - ] FreeinTX 0 points 15 hoursJun 15, 2025 22:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

The meme is referring specifically to his legal status, suggesting the he was illegally somewhere where he shouldn't be.

It's disingenuous af.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 15 hoursJun 15, 2025 23:04:19 ago (+0/-0)

What legal status?
That he was undocumented?
That's true.
Why are you angry about true things about your Lord and Savior?

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 11:45:24 ago (+0/-0)

Based on what?

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 12:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

Matthew 2:13-18

Christ-Cucks have never read the Bible.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 dayJun 15, 2025 13:45:27 ago (+1/-0)

Egypt and Bethlehem were both part of the Roman Empire, ultra jew retard. Where does it say he was there illegally

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 18 hoursJun 15, 2025 20:40:31 ago (+0/-0)

The meme says nothing about legality.

Stop worshipping Jews.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 22 hoursJun 15, 2025 16:00:05 ago (+0/-0)

Seeking refuge from Herod, yes.

"Undocumented"? He would have been reasonably accounted for in the census. This point isn't so clear. Nothing suggests the movement of the family was illicit or otherwise contrary to the laws of the land at the time.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 17 hoursJun 15, 2025 20:43:30 ago (+0/-0)

Jesus was born after the census, so what makes you think he was accounted for?

Nothing suggests the movement of the family was illicit or otherwise contrary to the laws of the land at the time.
Well, lucky for the retard who made the meme, he didn't say anything about legality.

Stop worshipping Jews, it makes you get triggered over stupid memes.

[ - ] Reunto 0 points 7 hoursJun 16, 2025 07:33:38 ago (+0/-0)

Going to Bethlehem was for the purpose of the census.

he didn't say anything about legality.

If your context wasn't about "undocumented" in the sense of illicit entry and residence as an illegal alien in a foreign territory, you are leaving the door open to suggest "undocumented" is used in the broadest sense of the word just to mean it wasn't recorded.

If that is the case, you are wrong because the Bible documents the family seeking refuge, therefore Jesus was not undocumented.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 dayJun 15, 2025 14:10:03 ago (+0/-0)

We can't truly know until israel tears down the big walls around israel that we American taxpayers paid for and allow black Ethiopians in. 100% of israeli rabbis are white and this has to change. At least 50% of rabbis should be black Ethiopians and until israel makes this change they are racist anti-semites.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 18 hoursJun 15, 2025 20:39:12 ago (+0/-0)

100% of israeli rabbis are white
0% of rabbis are White.