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1985 Ferrari Testarossa

submitted by __47__ to cars 2 daysJun 15, 2025 13:51:35 ago (+18/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/jkpysu.jpg

Absolutely gorgeous car.


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[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 2 daysJun 15, 2025 20:42:23 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck ferrari

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 20:45:15 ago (+0/-0)

I agree. Their anti consumer practices are ridiculous. Wanna buy the top tier model? Too fucking bad you haven't bought enough from us yet. Wanna mod your car in a way we don't like? Expect a letter from our lawyers. Hell they even told Jay Leno to take a piss when he wanted one. Put him through the same hoops. On one hand at least they follow it with everyone apparently on the other fuck you I have money you have car.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 1 point 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 12:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

Ferrari literally created their own largest competitor because of this type of shit. Lamborghini only got involved in making cars because Ferrari didn't consider him worthy enough of owning a top model Ferrari. Lamborghini drove a lower model Ferrari, decided it drove like shit, and figured if he could make the best farm equipment in Europe, he could make the best cars too. With no discrimination on who buys them. Which is why Lamborghinis today are most commonly associated with nigger trash, unfortunately.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 17:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly.

IMHO today's Lamborghinis look like trash too. Like how ridiculous can you make a car look?

[ - ] PeBeFri 1 point 2 daysJun 15, 2025 20:14:12 ago (+1/-0)

I always misread that as "Testostarossa"

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 20:19:28 ago (+0/-0)

To be fair a lot of them have really fucked names. Guess I'm just not Italian.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 17:59:16 ago (+1/-1)

F F F F Fugly.

I own 47.5 Ferraris and this is by far my least favourite red one

Also, two of my submarines are faster in the rain than a greased Italian hooker sliding down a cobblestone mountain road.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 2 daysJun 15, 2025 17:41:26 ago (+1/-0)

Dude 80's - 90's cars look so much better than the trash produced today.

2010 production cars are almost all about ugly huge front ends, and look so similar to ever other shit car on the road.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 2 points 11 hoursJun 17, 2025 12:22:53 ago (+2/-0)

It's because of politics. Governments require all this emission control shit be strapped to engines which takes up large amounts of space and generates a lot more heat. If it takes up more space, you need a bigger frame. If it's generating more heat, you need a bigger radiator. At the same time, safety standards are requiring more and more airbags all over the vehicle. You end up with longer and thicker dash panels, thicker A, B, and C pillars, thicker door panels, etc. Cars aren't built for drivers, they're built to protect retards. Which, ironically, makes the situation worse. Because now you're increasing the weight of a vehicle by a massive amount which just makes it cause more damage when it does hit something.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 0 points 6 hoursJun 17, 2025 17:32:52 ago (+0/-0)

I hate newer cars because of a lot of this. I also can't hear shit going. Like the road, the engine, etc. I don't like that at all.

[ - ] __47__ [op] 1 point 2 daysJun 15, 2025 17:48:58 ago (+1/-0)

Absolutely.

[ - ] Wahaha 3 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 14:28:38 ago (+3/-0)

Why the single rearview mirror?

[ - ] __47__ [op] 2 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 14:36:42 ago (+2/-0)

Back then, the left mirror was the only one required. Passenger mirrors were optional.

[ - ] doginventer 2 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 16:52:18 ago (+2/-0)

TIL: “One last unique addition to the new design was a single high mounted side view mirror on the driver's side. On US-based cars, the mirror was lowered to a more normal placement for the 1987 model year and was quickly joined by a passenger side view mirror for the driver to be able to make safe lane changes.”

[ - ] Steelerfish 3 points 2 daysJun 15, 2025 13:58:07 ago (+3/-0)

Makes me think of Miami Vice