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Should USA declare war on israel?

submitted by SithEmpire to AskUpgoat 11 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:24:36 ago (+7/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

They attacked the USS Liberty, they demolished the WTC, they interrupted USA-Iran talks with attacks, and now they refuse to let USA citizens evacuate.

Is that a declaration of war? Is that a long-nose joke that short-noses don't understand?

Nuke israel, perhaps even off the shore so it only catches them and nobody else.


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[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 5 points 11 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:42:05 ago (+5/-0)

Declare war on all zionists and judaism

[ - ] Reawakened 3 points 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 00:08:00 ago (+3/-0)

I liked PWHelena's answer. I like your answer better.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 5 points 10 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:00:39 ago (+5/-0)

USA should declare war on jews.

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 10 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:54:47 ago (+4/-0)

Everyone should declare war on israel. Plant earth needs to be 110 before we can start the healing process.

[ - ] registereduser 3 points 11 hoursJun 16, 2025 21:35:26 ago (+3/-0)

That would be the only acceptable war right now.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 8 hoursJun 17, 2025 00:45:06 ago (+1/-0)

The US and Donald Trump are controlled by Israel. Why would Israel declare war on itself?

[ - ] Trope 0 points 10 hoursJun 16, 2025 22:18:35 ago (+0/-0)

Nah, just arrange a meeting with all their leaders then, while they are sleeping in their hotel rooms, take them into the basement and give em the old Tsar treatment.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 7 hoursJun 17, 2025 01:28:47 ago (+0/-0)

funny idea, but too far fetched