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[ - ] LiberalsAreMental 1 point 17 hoursJun 18, 2025 21:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

These kitchen shears are easy to throw and go through a dartboard, destroying the wall behind it with a little enthusiasm:

https://www.amazon.com/iBayam-Scissors-Protective-Stainless-Dishwasher/dp/B0CRDVKN4G?th=1

They tell me (a school teacher) I can not carry a pistol to class, but they never said anything about half a dozen scissors in my desk.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:49:52 ago (+1/-0)

Ambidextrous too...does it with right and left position...don't care how many times he missed, he did better than most even if he connected once

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 1 point 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

Far out, that's gotta be one of their CRISPR soldiers. We're gonna be giga-fucked if we don't have our own.

[ - ] con77 1 point 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:27:40 ago (+1/-0)

Incredibro

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 22 hoursJun 18, 2025 16:30:40 ago (+0/-0)

I bet you $1,000 that I can make a video showing all the times I make a half-court shot and it will contain no misses.

That being said, I'm sharpening some screwdrivers this evening.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 23 hoursJun 18, 2025 15:42:54 ago (+1/-0)

Fake & g'AI

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:31:18 ago (+2/-0)

I want to buy a custom made screwdriver holder that I can strap to the back of my forearm so when I bend my arm, the steel shaft extends out past my elbow. This would make unsnapping it from it's tight fit easy to access when you run into a random screw that needs tightening.

You just have to be real careful not to swing your bent arm into someone's face because you could kill them.

And since you never know if it will be a phillips head or not, you'll need to carry one on each arm.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:24:53 ago (+2/-0)

"INSANELY Satisfying" might be a bit of an embellishment.

[ - ] registereduser 1 point 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:08:33 ago (+2/-1)

No show the entire unedited version with the true 1 of 100 hits.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:39:40 ago (+3/-0)

Vid doesnt show the hundreds of misses

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker [op] 3 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 13:04:10 ago (+3/-0)

If you can hit an orange on the fly at 20 feet, then you can hit a 2.5 foot human torso with ease.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 0 points 16 hoursJun 18, 2025 22:27:33 ago (+0/-0)

Dude's yolked, he probably makes his hundreds of misses stand off camera where it's safe.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:29:38 ago (+2/-0)

Looks like China discovered juicing.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 21 hoursJun 18, 2025 17:39:18 ago (+0/-0)

Or gene editing..

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker [op] 2 points 1 dayJun 18, 2025 12:12:15 ago (+2/-0)

Acetate Screwdriver Master Set (42 pc) - https://www.craftsman.com/products/cmht65300