Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

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With the matzo ball niggers and the farsi niggers fighting so much I think it's time to revisit this fallout site where you can simulate the most damage. (nuclearsecrecy.com)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 2 days ago

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It used to be just a fantasy but now, it might happen. Feel free to place and "detonate" any type of ordinance you deem helpful.

I've been doing this for years, I think the best I ever got was 3, for near total destruction and complete holohoax.

Hey KosherHomo, can you be a little nicer to joe mccarthy? His pooper is blown out. So many tears...... (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 week ago

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Tears noun (2) : a drop of clear saline fluid secreted by the lacrimal gland and diffused between the eye and eyelids to moisten the parts and facilitate their motion

NOT......

Tears verb (1) to separate parts of or pull apart by force :

Oh my, this just went somewhere I did not intend.

Fuck it, doxxing myself to prove to you faggots i'm not jewish! (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 4 weeks ago

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I feel for this guy. His story is so sad. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 month ago

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Public Service Warning: (CookingWithGoats)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to CookingWithGoats 1 month ago

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Pepper Caves "Hurt Me" hot sauce made me shit myself. No more than an ounce was sprinkled on two tacos.

It did hurt, the label didn't lie. Use with caution.

I've decided that teh fedz are picking us off one by one. Totes, BourbonExpert, Ozark, Diggernicks, Fascinus, Con77, ALL BLACK BAGGED. Who's next? (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 month ago

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Hey, what's the upgoat play button badge for? Anyone know? (www.voat.xyz)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 month ago

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I've just never seen it before.

Gone are the days of reading innocent bathroom graffiti, it's getting SPICY boys. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 month ago

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Where is that connigger77? Did he fall face first into a piece of pussy and suffocate? (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 1 month ago

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WTF! Somebody get him fresh tank of oxygen and viagra.

Bros...if I take a hit and it's goodbye...no hard feelings. Millions of residents are in their final hours of preparation for Cyclone Alfred as the storm bears down on Australia's east coast. (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 3 months ago

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Catbox = fatbox to make it work (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 4 months ago

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Some homo here out it in the comments awhile ago that if you change the "c" to "f" in the URL it allows you to open the link.

If you already know great, but I think it's still a problem for some.

This Executive Order thing is out of control. In the US Congress makes the law not a tyrant dictator! (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 4 months ago

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EO's were meant for emergency actions when Congress couldn't convene and this is ludicrous.

Sure we did it in the past but that was different because we needed to.

Trump promised me Food Boxes instead of welfare but I didn't get that either. (archive.is)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 4 months ago

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I think Trump is still mad about how the last 4 years went down and is trying to gain favor before he smacks some ass. (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 4 months ago

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From the NYP article about Ross Ulbricht-

>“The scum that worked to convict him were some of the same lunatics who were involved in the modern day weaponization of government against me. He was given two life sentences, plus 40 years. Ridiculous!”

I hope they fair well lol!

Just a reminder about the nigger mindset (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to Niggers 5 months ago

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Listen Upgoat, I realize that we all come from different backgrounds and circumstances but, can we just dial back the crazy a little bit? (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 6 months ago

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Even though we lost Fascinigger we should be thankful we still have mikenigger. I'd hate to be nigger free around here. (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 7 months ago

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Cara and I met, and have been happily married for 12 years now. (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to Cats 9 months ago

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People need to learn boundaries. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to Newsofthestupid 9 months ago

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Have you ever wondered how much your government is watching you? (atlasofsurveillance.org)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to policestate 9 months ago

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Birbie Jean is not my doggo, she's just a birb who thinks that I am the one...... (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to aww 9 months ago

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I hate people. (www.youtube.com)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 9 months ago

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I would like to scour the internet and find or identify our missing goat herd. SearchVoat analytics will remind you of the evil minions you used to endure. (archive.searchvoat.co)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 9 months ago

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Just replace your chosen username in the search bar. Thanks SearchVoat, you homo.

I'll start:

bourbonexpert- report. Hopefully you didn't get muh dicked in that nigger shithole

artofchoke- come home bitch, we can spool up some coon video for you somewhere

middle_path- get that green thumb out of your ass and get off of your wife for 5 minutes

Expertshitposter- winner of the best chl butt to hide a 92fs

CANCEL-CAT-FACTS- died of aids. He got a homo pass.

7e62ce85- I know you did something bad.

Youtube Vanwiki Netflix guy develops stage 4 stomach cancer at 47 years old. Dies quick. Nobody wants to say it lol! (www.youtube.com)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to DeathVax19 9 months ago

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Holy shit, There are 26 of us fighting and 155 jews rubbing their shekels together. Cocksuckers. (whatever)

submitted by RMGoetbbels to whatever 10 months ago

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181 users online
26 logged in
155 lurkers

This is a new record.

[Listen up Glowies, there are only 30-40 of us logged in each day. We do not need 2 watchers per terrorist. That is all.](https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=619c211a47b31)

**11/22/2021 18:00:42**

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