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Cpt_Dirt
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 0 (+0/-0)
ccp: 375 (+383/-8)
votes given: 40 (+26/-14)
score: 375





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Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.5 years ago

You'll get fined for six gorrillian dollars.


/v/Jews viewpost?postid=61ccd141d4d76

Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.5 years ago

Na, return it and get something useful like a box of ammo. That would piss off a npc more than trashing it.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61c72278c8409

Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.5 years ago

You're funny.

Like they can read.


/v/Niggers viewpost?postid=61c2897780b42

Cpt_Dirt 3 points 3.5 years ago

You first. I'm not putting a baby in that whack job.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61c31b2eb08e5

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.5 years ago

Exactly. I need a link and I don't feel like googling this shit right now. Screens of Twittertards are useless


/v/Covid1984 viewpost?postid=61c340808a2f7

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.5 years ago

Good.

It's almost like no one wants to watch those monstrosities and actually choose not too when they're anonymous and can't get cancelled.


/v/EconomicCollapse viewpost?postid=61bb3d282cef8

Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.5 years ago

Man, that is one BAMF.

Bet he mows a mean yard.


/v/Hiddenlol viewpost?postid=61b7b2386b5dc

Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.5 years ago

No one will do jail time on a first offense, nonviolent crime. I think the lying faggot deserves it, but he won't get any jail.


/v/Crime viewpost?postid=61b29324ac96b

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.5 years ago

I'd be on my way to Home Depot to buy more lights before I even got to the second paragraph.


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=61af6732c0bbf

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.5 years ago

Ugh. Between that haircut and the gay ass Mandolorian grips, I checked out of that video fast.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61abd0e2a2b11

Cpt_Dirt 3 points 3.5 years ago

I'll donate (1) 147gr JHP to save the tax payers a lot of money.


/v/news viewpost?postid=61aa49d0b98e8

Cpt_Dirt 4 points 3.6 years ago

Cool. Maybe a bunch of white folks will go and steal from black owned businesses.

Who am I kidding. Are there any actual black owned businesses? I'm thankful for the little tags displayed in stores about Black owned blah blah blah. Makes my choices easier.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61a7ba114e4e0

Cpt_Dirt 8 points 3.6 years ago

In totally unrelated news, the United States serves up a carrier groups worth of freedom to Myanmar.


/v/news viewpost?postid=618f31044e53c

Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.6 years ago

You mean a diversity Olympics cast and some characters that marvel nerds don't even care about didn't make any money?

No shit?


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=6189ae5dda581

Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.6 years ago

Because it doesn't happen.

I've taken my daughter places for years and never once got any Karen or police attention. Some people just want to be victims.


/v/MeanwhileOnReddit viewpost?postid=61853afd8b8a0

Cpt_Dirt 3 points 3.6 years ago

Do it.

I'll pay for 100 uber rides to the airport.

Be gone.


/v/videos viewpost?postid=617fe307596ce

Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.6 years ago

Well, one more brand that will never see any of my dollars again.


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=6179438c8fa18

Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.7 years ago

You got legit covid concerns if you have the possibility of wedging yourself in a fucking hallway.


/v/FatPeopleHate viewpost?postid=6177d0c4568e3

Cpt_Dirt 0 points 3.7 years ago

Lol. I had the same exact comment in that thread. No one bit though. Probably shadow banned.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=61720f617a070

Cpt_Dirt 3 points 3.7 years ago

The only concern I'd have is how much hearing damage I would get mag dumping him inside my house.


/v/whatever viewpost?postid=616ae812d92e8

Cpt_Dirt 1 point 3.7 years ago

The "crime" was reported?

Lol


/v/ClownWorld viewpost?postid=6166e8fe771eb