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New Baby + Karen NPC Aunt - got given this

submitted by WanderingToast to whatever 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 08:54:01 ago (+42/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/u8nm4g.jpg

She was genuinely shocked we didn't have any PCR or lateral flow tests from the baby, to put in the box. Who tests a fucking baby, why are they are they trying to normalise this??!!


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[ - ] SmokeyMeadow 26 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:05:05 ago (+26/-0)

Anyone who puts a mask on a baby when it isn't Halloween or a mustard gas attack deserves to be lined up and shot.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 7 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:26:59 ago (+7/-0)

mustard gas attack

Yep, this is Voat.

[ - ] dassar 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:25:28 ago (+0/-0)

"mustard gas attack"
Funny way to spell 'Shit my pants' ....

[ - ] QuasiVoat 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:58:24 ago (+3/-0)

Signed in just to upgoat this comment.... you niggerfaggot.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 14 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:17:53 ago (+14/-0)

Even has that horrid zog art style. Into the trash it goes.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:06:30 ago (+3/-0)

Yup

[ - ] Cpt_Dirt 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:27:29 ago (+2/-0)

Na, return it and get something useful like a box of ammo. That would piss off a npc more than trashing it.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:48:28 ago (+1/-0)

Do people do gift receipts anymore? Usually if I get garbage, I'm just stuck with it and have to either throw it away or donate it.

[ - ] KikesOnSpikes 11 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:25:47 ago (+11/-0)

'My first mask'. Just goes to show these psychopaths have already accepted this for the rest of their lives. Disgusting.

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:28:17 ago (+4/-0)

Shall that slot ever remain empty.

[ - ] Paradoxical003 9 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:06:32 ago (+9/-0)

The worst part of slavery is when the slaves begin to love their chains, and see their bondage as just the way things should be.

Once they accept their bondage as just the way things are, always have been, and always will be, they then begin to hate the very idea of freedom, as it now goes against the natural order.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:57:41 ago (+2/-0)

Thats exactly right. I couldn’t articulate the feeling I was having when I saw this. But its as you say. Normalizing this shit and making it “fun”. And for a baby. Its seems perverted somehow. He should send it back and tell the weirdo aunt “ no thanks.” Its offensive.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:12:20 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] mikenigger 5 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 08:56:25 ago (+5/-0)

praise pfizer

[ - ] SparklingWiggle 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:30:51 ago (+2/-0)

Oh, Holy night, when I got my booster.

[ - ] WanderingToast [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:04:32 ago (+1/-0)

They didn't give you Christmas day off? :P

Have an updoot as it's Christmas X

(Saw your Russia troll - will reply when I get round to watching that press junket thing - feel free to remind me if I forget)

[ - ] mikenigger 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 09:31:30 ago (+0/-0)

get back to me when that cab driver kicks the bucket and the 90's start all over again

[ - ] Penumbra 4 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 13:32:44 ago (+4/-0)

This is a fake. You can see the original text behind the edits.

[ - ] Illsithereandlaugh 2 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 15:59:04 ago (+2/-0)

You seem to be right.

[ - ] WanderingToast [op] 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:58:02 ago (+1/-0)

One of the wife's presents to me (some original shitpost content) - she only spent 5 minutes on it, it's not supposed to be flawless - shitpost must be low effort after all.

[ - ] Penumbra 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 17:41:19 ago (+1/-0)

I think the use of outline around the replacement font was a nice touch. It hides the underlying text unless you look a little closer.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 3 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:26:00 ago (+3/-0)

We need a real plague.

[ - ] JurassicFart 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:31:55 ago (+1/-0)

A solar nova would be more useful, take their tech off and regain what is ours.

[ - ] Broc_Liath 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 16:00:38 ago (+1/-0)

Stick some labels over those drawers. "My first tooth" "My first lock of hair" "My first handprint" etc.

[ - ] jewsbadnews 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:55:27 ago (+1/-0)

Zoom celebrations

Murder your aunt in front of the whole family

[ - ] thebearfromstartrack4 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 14:38:15 ago (+1/-0)

Hard to believe some people get their SELF respect/worth from doing SHIT like this. Girls are dumb. Has a guy EVER done anything stupid LIKE this?

[ - ] M80TheMan 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:49:42 ago (+1/-0)

Good fire starter, though.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:42:35 ago (+1/-0)

Well. That's the most fucked up thing I've seen all week.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:37:11 ago (+1/-0)

A box for zoom celebrations what the fuck does that mean

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 15:55:26 ago (+0/-0)

Twisted fucks are trying to make house arrest where we can only see each other on teleconferencing seem cool.

[ - ] GoatsAdvocate 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 22:29:39 ago (+0/-0)

Wtf they gonna do print out pictures from zoom and store them there? Save all the videos on little usb drives and put them in a drawer ahahaha it’s insane

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 23:00:06 ago (+0/-0)

I don’t know. Its just retarded jews trying to get people psyched about their new shitty lives under jew authoritarianism. It doesn’t need to make sense.

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 1 point 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 10:05:35 ago (+1/-0)

Mask worship.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:52:54 ago (+0/-0)

Ew. I feel disgusted that this exists. Jews are evil. I don’t know what else to say.

[ - ] Garrett 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:05:44 ago (+0/-0)

thats disgusting

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:01:43 ago (+0/-0)

Lateral flow test..? Do I want to know?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 11:53:56 ago (+0/-0)

Its a kind of rapid response test thats being used for covid.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 25, 2021 15:16:39 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks, I was wondering what that is

[ - ] 1Icemonkey 0 points 3.5 yearsDec 26, 2021 17:18:07 ago (+0/-0)

Whew. I thought it was a female flo reference. Still degenerate.