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Ozark
Member for: 4.3 years

scp: 4517 (+4774/-257)
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votes given: 8595 (+7127/-1468)
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Or a dog with rice, you know how I feel.     (vidmaxviral.com)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.6 years ago

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To all the stoners and drunks.     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.6 years ago

27 comments

You people are alright. The people here that call you a degenerate spend at least eighteen hours a day on this site and all probably have nigger grandkids.
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It snowed here in N. Arkansas last night and it reminded me of how high gas and electricity prices are lately.....     (Jokes)

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.6 years ago

12 comments

and then I remembered that my chimney is through the fucking roof.
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It's a three minute walk from my house to the bar. The walk back takes ten.     (Jokes)

submitted by Ozark to Jokes 2.6 years ago

8 comments

The difference is staggering.
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I kinda like this song.     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.6 years ago

3 comments

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Does the Army still train for NBC warfare?     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.6 years ago

8 comments

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My afternoon client.     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.7 years ago

14 comments

My afternoon client was senator Tom Cotton. I let loose full goat style. That dude is an absolute West Point style zogbot.
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Everybody knows Shit's Fucked.     (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.7 years ago

7 comments

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A strange coincidence of the Sandy-Hook episode.     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.7 years ago

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I've never seen the following information discussed online.

Sandy Hook Elementary School-December 14, 2012

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandy_Hook_Elementary_School_shooting

Chenpeng Village Primary School stabbing -14 December 2012

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenpeng_Village_Primary_School_stabbing

It's just a coincidence.
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Jamie Raskin: The Second Amendment Gives No Comfort to Insurrectionists     (occidentaldissent.com)

submitted by Ozark to OccidentalEnclave 2.7 years ago

14 comments

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A short story about fishing with jigs.     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.7 years ago

10 comments

I work as a trout guide. Occasionally I will work a shift at the marina-desk/bar. My duties at the marina-desk are answering the phone and running the register.
Yesterday I got a call from a nigger that wanted to book a cabin and a guide. ”I wants to go jig fishing on da riva” ,
”Um, I...I... don't fish with jigs.”
”Dat sounds waycists”
”I said jigs not nigs.”

The owner of this place ain't even slightly mad at me.
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Photos and videos of children.      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

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Children can not consent or understand the implications of having their likeness posted in public. I don't think many people here would disagree with me on this.
Yesterday, @blumen4alles aka @small_slim_coochie
Made this post: https://www.voat.xyz/viewpost?postid=6323afdfe5027

The weirdo relishes in using children to troll the site. My proposal is simple, ban photos and videos of children where children are the sole subject matter. @system

For anyone that doesn't know,
small_slim_coochie = child_pussy.
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I started working full-time as a trout guide.      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

52 comments

Most of my clients are over 60. My morning appointment yesterday died in the parking lot of the marina. Today the paramedics pulled the lady out of the condo next to me. My afternoon appointment for today has already cancelled.
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Dogleg gay      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

11 comments

And he loves basketball
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You ain't White, faggot.      (vidmax.com)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

4 comments

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This song is not about me.      (m.youtube.com)

submitted by Ozark to music 2.8 years ago

1 comments

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The sweetest thing I've ever heard.      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

3 comments

"Granpa, use your wizard magic and show daddy how to light the fire".
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Stardog F2     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

0 comments

It's Sirius stuff.
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Sticky: Voat/talk will be experiencing niggotry, faggotry, and nigger-faggotry over the next few days.      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

9 comments

Count on it.
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Do any of y'all remember beatlejuice?      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

13 comments

That faggot uploaded a pic of me and him/they standing on a big rock back on Voat. Where are you at, nigger?
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Free Speach?     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

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For Terry Davis, the computer was a vessel for the divine.     (files.catbox.moe)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

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In 1996, Terry Davis had a revelation from God. Though he’d lapsed from his Catholic upbringing into atheism, he could not turn away from the mandate handed down to him from Heaven: build the Third Temple, as is prophesied in the Bible. So Terry got to work and a decade later, he had made a new operating system, from scratch, all by himself.

https://return.life/2022/08/11/digital-monastic/
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Earlier at the bar...      (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.8 years ago

6 comments

I was voted Governor of Nova Scotia.
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I love doing wheelies.     (www.youtube.com)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.9 years ago

5 comments

Belle Isle would be fairly easy to take. The people love me there, besides, what the fuck could Canada do?
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Star Dog F2     (whatever)

submitted by Ozark to whatever 2.9 years ago

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If you know, you know. What are you smoking?